Ooooh, this is gonna make Donald Trump so angry... which means it's a good thing!!
And boy, are they ever!!
Nooo!! We still haven't bought the gift!!
Quickly after they returned from their Mexican getaway, sources say they held a TOP SECRET commitment ceremony in Bel Air, revealing:
"It happened at their Bel Air house shortly after their vacation in Mexico. It was super top-secret, and they shared it with a handpicked group from their inner circles."
Curses! We so wanted pics!!
But wait… wait! There seems to be a shining light of hope in all of this — a commitment ceremony and a wedding aren't exactly the same thing.
"They want to get the wedding over and done so they can focus on the next phase of their lives: being parents!"
Whoo! Throw the confetti in the air, people!
Sounds like this shindig's still goin' down!! And then it's BABY TIME!!
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