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This is not OK.
It's been MONTHS, of COURSE she's whipping up a sex-tra special reunion pie!
Robert Pattinson has almost finished filming The Rover in Australia, which means he will soon fly home to LA where he'll most likely fall into the arms of his off-again/on-again ladylove Kristen Stewart…
And obviously, KStew wants to remind him of WHY she's destined to forever be his sparkling vampire girlfriend!
Kristen reportedly has very specific plans for Robbie Rob upon his return home: a pickup at LAX followed by an intimate night between herself, Robert, a bottle of wine, and a box of pizza. Awww!
"Kristen’s got a very special night planned for Rob when he gets back! She wants to surprise him by waiting in the backseat of a limo at the airport. It’s rare for celeb couples to do that because it doubles the chances of a security issue. So he’ll be really surprised when he gets in that limo.
[Kristen] told [Rob] she wants him all to herself in the first 24 hours he’s back. He’ll be jet-lagged of course, but she’s got a relaxing night planned with a bottle of wine, pizza, and the two of them. That’s all they both want."
BUT Kstew isn't the only person who wants to see their Pattinson pal!
Even though the On The Road star has been hanging with R-Patz's friends while he's been away, she's apparently told them all to BACK THE F*CK OFF until SHE is done devouring her beefcake.
The source shares:
"Rob has a huge group of friends who are all dying to take him out, but Kristen’s told them to back off until she’s had some time alone. She’s told them to back off until she has some time alone."
Sounds fair to us!
Because if Rob and Kristen have experienced even half the difficulties during this long-distance period of their relationship as recent rumors suggest, then they DEF need to take some time ALONE to work alllllll their sh*t out.
And talking over issues with a little wine to loosen the tongue and a TON of greasy pizza to absorb all the anxiety sounds like the PERFECT Robsten relationship therapy to us!