Well, nobody saw this coming!
Well... it's who he left the club with that's causing a stir:
And girl makes us laugh until we are LIZZING with her genius rebuttal to ALL her Justin Bieber-loving haters!
Prepare to chortle yourself stupid (above)!
Girl's delivery is comedic PERFECTION…
No wonder Jason Sudeikis is SO smitten! Well, we're sure a shmokin' hot body and gorgeous face don't hurt either!