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Pope Francis I Gets The Keys To Vatican City! See The Video HERE!

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In case you've been living under a non-demoniational rock, there's a new Pope in town!

The Vatican unveiled Pope Francis I to millions of super-stoked Catholics today and, for the sinners out there who were feeling too sloth-like to turn on their TVs, the ceremony was a sweet-as-ballz cross between a State of the Union address and a Madonna concert!

Ha! We wish we could've been backstage for that!

Pr-pr-press PLAY on the perfectly charming papal video (above) and watch P. Frank Uno lead his flock in a FIERCE prayer!

The Argentinian known just yesterday as Cardinal Jorge Mario Bergoglio has only one lung, but was mercifully blessed with a double helping of soul!

His Holiness, sadly, didn't reveal the ONE crucial detail we were chomping at the bit to learn: his new Twitter handle!!!

Oh well, we'll probably find out soon enough. Patience is a virtue, LOLz!

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10 comments to “Pope Francis I Gets The Keys To Vatican City! See The Video HERE!”

  1. jeremyaaron says – reply to this


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  2. thebigboot says – reply to this


    Can't wait to see you flip out when you realize he's anti-gay marriage

  3. Emily Costigan says – reply to this


    it's not Francis I, it's just Francis. Please don't make that mistake again.

  4. Magali says – reply to this


    Of course he's anty gay marriage! he's the pope! but he's a big and nice change! and his country, argentina, has legal gay marriage since 2010!

  5. delectrica says – reply to this


    I'm really proud! He teached in a school from my city for years. He is a well known person because he is very humble, he supported families from Cromagnon tragedy, he always traveled by bus just as anyone else, he worked hard to eliminate social differences and fought for the inclusion. During military dictatorship, he plead for priest and nuns lifes that unfortunatelly were finally murdered. This is last part is to clarify what many people is saying just to confuse others saying the total opposite.
    He is a good person with a huge responsbility and I just hope we can keep working for peace.

  6. 6

    hide your little boys parents

  7. 7

    This is the first time I am hearing about the one lung. So they elected someone who is 76 years old and has one lung!! Guess they don't take such issues into consideration when picking a pope! A 76 year old with one lung would never be elected president!

  8. Hypocrite says – reply to this


    I am surprised to find this on your site….you are so anti-everything normal and so full of hate that has anything to do with tradition. If it doesn't have anything to with "gay life" you are a nazi about it.

  9. Bevi says – reply to this


    Well, he sounds good anyway. I could listen to him all day.

  10. justacomment says – reply to this


    "Pope Francis" that's all. No "I" at the end. The Vatican has determined he will be known as "Pope Francis" and not "Pope Francis the First." Legit mistake, fun fact, now you know :)