Aww! Aren't these two the CUTEST?
According to sources, the couple is so Crazy in Love with each other that they're embarking on a massive U.S. concert tour!! Sources say the 20-stadium U.S. tour will start in June and possibly pass through NYC on
Why do people keep spending hard-earned money and precious vacation days on these floating fecal containers?!
Carnival Cruise Lines grossed out the entire planet last month by stranding thousands of unlucky souls aboard what was literally the crappiest cruise ever, but sadly their poop problems don't end there!
Another ship came to an unexpected halt in the Caribbean today, once more turning paying passengers into turd-trifling prisoners!
We aren't sure how a broken propulsion system also makes toilets overflow, but, according to those onboard, the bathroom floors were covered in human waste!
Dream Nightmare remains stranded off the island of St. Maarten and apparently most folks are flying back to Florida from there!
As a token of their apology for their second fecal fiasco, the company refunded passengers for three of the cruise's seven days and is offering everyone discounts on future purchases.
In our humblest of opinion, that offer stinks!
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