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Dina Lohan Publicly Scolded After Her Drunken Auction Antics Piss Off World's Richest Man!

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Oh, Dina! You so cray!

Lindsay Lohan's headline-hugginy mummy allegedly acted the fool at an auction on the Upper East Side earlier this week!

According to one eye-witness angry bidder, Dina Lohan downed fermented grape juice and devoured cooked cow flesh like she was getting paid by the ounce!!

The onlooker revealed:

“There was a dinner and it’s safe to say that Dina was drunk by the end of it. She said the self-serve steak on the table was the best steak she had ever eaten. And when someone would receive an award, Dina would start clapping and stand up, the only one in the room standing.”

As much as we appreciate someone trying to bring back the slow-clap, we're not entirely sure her behavior was appropriate for a swanky shindig like the Rock Love Art Ball!

From what the jabberjays are telling us, Dina was seriously getting under the skin of several potential buyers, including actor Cuba Gooding Jr. and the richest man in the world Carlos Slim Helu (valued at over $70 bil)!

Her shenanigans did NOT go unnoticed.

The eye-witness said:

“This prompted the auction leader to call out to her, ‘Ma’am, I have to remind you, when I see your hands above your eyebrows it means that you are bidding.’ She told her to stop jiggling around.”

Ha! Can we puh-leaze start a petition to have Dina's name legally changed to The Notorious J.I.G.?

So, after pissing off the richest dude ever and the star of Jerry Maguire, what dramz did Dina serve up for dessert?

Well, it turns out she got frisky at her table!

The onlooker continued:

“A massage therapist went up to her table to chat with her. The next thing you know, Dina is getting a neck rub with her head down. The massage therapist said Dina had a lot of tension in her neck and is probably stressed out.”

Stressed out?! Her?! Naaaah!

[Image via WENN.]

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4 comments to “Dina Lohan Publicly Scolded After Her Drunken Auction Antics Piss Off World's Richest Man!”



  1. 1

    Now, that is someone who needs to be the center of attention no matter what is happening. How revealing that is, and how embarrassing for everyone. Doesn't she realize that she's ruining other people's fun, or their big moment, if they won an award? (But–what on earth kind of auction was this?)



  2. 2

    just TACKY!!



  3. 3

    Isn't her house in danger of repo? If so what is she doing at an expensive dinner and auction?



  4. 4

    LMAO I like her! I am not a drinker and I don't know what it is like to be drunk but it seems to me she was having fun and it pissed everyone off. Why? Answer: because the stiffs didn't have any! It doesn't really matter who they were, they were there for something other than Mrs. Lohan, and they didn't approve. What a bunch of snobs!