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Jurassic Park IV Has A Director! And Time-Traveling Dinosaurs In Love?!

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Twelve years after the underwhelming third installment sent Jurassic Park to franchise purgatory, Universal is finally taking the first steps to move ahead with the next sequel!

The production company stiffened the movie boner in our dino-underoos today by announcing the director of Jurassic Park IV:

It's Colin Trevorrow!

OK, don't everyone rush off to IMDB at once!

Colin helmed Safety Not Guaranteed with Aubrey Plaza and it was one of 2012's BEST quirky rom-coms featuring a time-traveling boat!

While the up-and-coming filmmaker's resume isn't as big as, say, JP4 executive producer Steven Spielberg's dong, we're totes confident this project can be successful!

Sure, Colin has no experience making a summer blockbuster or, really, any movie with a budget of over sixteen dollars, but the man has heart — a quality too often lacking in today's action/adventures!!

We're sticking our neck out for you here, Colin — so remember us when you're casting someone to play a velociraptor, LOLz JK!

Spielberg blew the world's balls off with his Michael Crichton adaptation twenty years ago; hopefully Colin treats this project with the care and attention it deserves!

Otherwise, he might wake up one day to a flaming bag wheelbarrow filled with triceratops dung on his doorstep!

[Image via Universal.]

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5 comments to “Jurassic Park IV Has A Director! And Time-Traveling Dinosaurs In Love?!”

  1. Nate says – reply to this


    They where all female, dipshit.

  2. Ben from Baltimore says – reply to this


    The third installment sucked because Michael Crichton wasn't involved. Now, since Michael Crichton passed away in 2008, and Stephen Spielberg isn't involved, this film is doomed from the start. More bad decisions being made by a movie studio that's tied to NBC, which is owned by Comcast Cable, Comcast has a C- rating with the Better Business Bureau, so things are being run by a bunch of bad decision makers.

  3. 3

    What is with all the disgusting language in this story?? What is wrong with you?

  4. Rob says – reply to this


    Easy guys, Spielberg is the executive producer

  5. J says – reply to this


    @Nate, they were all female in the first movie- in the second and third there were already males (some of them changed gender because of the frog DNA and stuff).