This sh*t's bananas! B-A-N-A-N-A-S!
According to sources, they just signed a contract with rocker grrrl Gwen Stefani!!!!
The ladiez of Real Housewives Of New Jersey will soon be back and it’s sounding like season five will be their most EXPLOSIVE ever!
Supposedly, at the start of the season, the entire cast was at each other’s throats so much, that they were forced to go to therapy together!
However, the entire cast getting along so well afterwards would make for one pretty boring season, now wouldn’t it??
After all, what’s Real Housewives without some ridiculous dramz?!
Well, the women better hold onto their hair extensions for their dear lives, because the show’s producers are reportedly planning a massive shake-up!!!
An insider revealed:
“They know that the season will end will massive fireworks, and they’re all prepping themselves to be blindsided by the drama that can be introduced.”
One way the show could possibly bring in the dramz and rake in the ratings?? With the much-rumored return of Danielle Staub, of course!
The source continued:
“Danielle originally told Bravo no, but has since agreed to make a very limited appearance on the upcoming season. Provided she is showcased in the proper light.”
Hmm… we’re kinda scared to find out what the "proper light" could entail! LOLz!
We definitely wouldn’t be surprised if Danielle is brought in to stir up past shiz with the girls and if that’s the case, Melissa, Teresa and Jacqueline especially better all watch out!!!
The season is now more than halfway done filming, so it shouldn't be too long before we find out what goes down!
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