This sh*t's bananas! B-A-N-A-N-A-S!
According to sources, they just signed a contract with rocker grrrl Gwen Stefani!!!!
Celebrity Beach Bodies! Celebrity Beach Bodies! Celebrity Beach Bodies!
Errrmaaagerrrrd CELEBRITY BEACH BODIES, LOL!!!
Always a favorite among grocery store line-waiters, The National Enquirer has plastered the "best and worst" beach bodies of early 2013 all over their pages, ready for tab-lovers to soak it up like the sun itself!
Any guesses as to who the mystery bodies belong to??
But they did already marry??? Click HERE for the latest!
BUT IN NOT SO HAPPY MARRIAGE NEWS…
Apparently Miranda had a recent showdown with "the younger woman!" Dun dun dunnn…
There's a happiness for Bachelor fans right now. Their boy Sean picked his gushing Bride-To-Be, and People is eating it up like it's the last chocolate chip cookie on Christmas Eve!
Unfortunately, if Bachelor history is anything to go by (and it usually is, the scholars are adding it in the textbooks right now), then this love won't last too long! Sorry!!
And here we thought we might be able to go a week without seeing one of them on the tabloids. Ha… Silly us!
There's some buzz over Khloe Kardashian's biological father on the cover of inTouch right now. But wait, is this a repeat episode?
AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST…
UsWeekly has the heartbreaking story of Wynonna's scare with her great love, Cactus, the day he LOST HIS LEG! GOODNESS!
That one's gonna be intense. Better have some Kleenex on stand-by!
TIL NEXT TIME, FOLKS!! ENJOYYYYYY!!! X
[Image courtesy of The National Enquirer.]