Wasser didn't hold back in her response to Heard's allegations, as we've noted previously, but the high-powered divorce attorney added a piece to the puzzle later, too, saying:
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Gravity! You son of a bitch!
Ed Sheeran is one of our universe's most cherished resources and you dare knock him over?!
What were you thinking? Or were you even thinking at all!?
The young and handsome A-Team singer forgot to bring his A-Game to Omaha, Nebraska last night. Sure, Ed was as adorbzies as always and his vocals were brilliant, but he also had a super scary "OOPS!" moment on stage!
Ch-ch-check out an audience member's vid of our the ginger gem nearly hurting himself last night with a nasty tumble (above)!!
All the charm and talent in the world can't keep a man from slipping, but we were BLOWN AWAY by his ah-mazingly graceful recovery!
It's like he wasn't even fazed at all!