Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
It's time to bust out the boobz and hike up those skirts, ladies… cause George Clooney may be single once again!
But new reports suggest that the couple have ALREADY broken up, mainly because Stacy wants BABIES and a hubby in the next few years, and George does NOT want to be her baby-daddy!
One alleged insider claims:
"They knew it was never going to end in marriage or babies and Stacy does want kids and a husband in the next few years."
Ah well, then this breakup sounds like it's for the best!
Stacy can now find a father for her future kiddies, George gets to introduce his peen to some new territory, and the single females of the world can get their MOST handsome bachelor back.
Everybody wins! LOLzzz.
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