According to the alleged victim, Baylee Curran, here's what happened leading up to her 911 call.
She recounted the series of events, from her perspective, to Extra:
Wow. Words will never do this one justice.
And black lights! And glow sticks! And wigs!
Ch-ch-check it ouuttt (above)!!!
Why yes, that IS Mz. Lynch rapping her heart out! And yes, this is real life.
Glee never ceases to amaze us. If this doesn't convince Nicki to do a guest-spot, we don't know what will!
Now, when you're done applauding Jane on such an unexpected talent, you must divert your attention to the rest of this week's performances.
Their mashup of The Bitch Is Back/Dress You Up had us jamming harder than the guy with the tambourine in the back! And we just love how this brought these two characters closer together.
These Brody and Rachel duets will never make the same impression as the Finnchel ones, SORRY! But at least they did Marina and the Diamonds justice with How To Be A Heartbreaker here.
Watching the New Directions sing Closer was a nice way to round out the episode, but Tegan and Sara's version is wayyyy better. Still, all these smiling faces really lighten up all the feuding. ;)