Talk about the one that got away!
Despite wonderful rumors to the contrary, Katy Perry has no intention of releasing a super-seXXXy autobiography!
Not only was her $2 mil book deal complete fiction, it turns out Katy CAN'T EVEN READ!
LOL, JK! We totally made that part up because we're so sad!!
We mentally prepared ourselves for the JUICIEST "tell-all" this side of Mötley Crüe's The Dirt, but our bubble just got burst!
Unless, of course, they send us pictures and let us compare!
You do have our e-mail address, right boyz? Ha! We're so bad!!!
[Image via WENN.]