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Katy Perry Book Deal Was Bogus! Will We EVER Read About Russell Brand's Boner?!

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Talk about the one that got away!

Despite wonderful rumors to the contrary, Katy Perry has no intention of releasing a super-seXXXy autobiography!

Not only was her $2 mil book deal complete fiction, it turns out Katy CAN'T EVEN READ!

LOL, JK! We totally made that part up because we're so sad!!

We mentally prepared ourselves for the JUICIEST "tell-all" this side of Mötley Crüe's The Dirt, but our bubble just got burst!

The 28-year-old pop star would surely bring a buttload of Last Friday Night-esque tales to the table, but she's keeping mum… for now.

Ugh! Now we'll NEVER know whether John Mayer's dong is bigger than Russell Brand's!!

Unless, of course, they send us pictures and let us compare!

You do have our e-mail address, right boyz? Ha! We're so bad!!!

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5 comments to “Katy Perry Book Deal Was Bogus! Will We EVER Read About Russell Brand's Boner?!”

  1. Dan says – reply to this


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    Russel Brand has a small dick. I've seen pictures of it. John Mayer wins again!

  2. Dan says – reply to this


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    I didn't think she'd be writing a book or even dictating the material to a real writer. This girl doesn't read. Does she even know what a book is?

  3. luda says – reply to this


    3

    Her boobs are not real, just saying

  4. NE1 says – reply to this


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    Eh she should focus on her music. The girl knows her way around a song, we're waiting for this next album!!

  5. Bren says – reply to this


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    scar under left breast… just saying