That, Perezcious readers, is how we ended up in possession of this penis pic (above)!
[Image via Usher/Snapchat.]
Well, hello there Matt
The sexy star tried to keep a low profile when he went to the Arclight in Hollywood for some solo movie magic, but its hard to hide from us when you're just that damn handsome!
Why are you all by your lonesome, baby??!!
We could've been your movie date. All you had to do was ask.
You can pop our corn any day!!!
That is… if Zachary Quinto's cool with it, LOL!!
If you look this good clothed with geek-chic specs, we just can't imagine how UNREAL you would be as dominant Christian Grey!
If only we could be cast as Anastasia Steele! LOLz.
[Image via AKM-GSI.]