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Channing Tatum's Seven-Inch Pants G.I. Joe: Now With Kung Fu Grip! Completely Gratuitous!

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Mmmm… What we wouldn't give to have Channing Tatum come over to our house and polish our expansive collection of action figures! LOLz!

The Real American Hero was big pimpin' in London tonight with The Rock Dwayne Johnson, Adrianne Palicki, and other the co-stars of the highly explosive G.I. Joe sequel!

Yummy yum YUM! The sizzling-hot hunk of perfectly crafted deliciousness has the Big Ben in our pants standing at full attention!

We suppose we'll forgive Hollywood for churning out more movies based on toys so long as they continue to cast them with the stars of Magic Mike!

Please please puhhhhlease put Joe Manganiello in the My Little Pony movie!!! Ha!

See more pics from G.I. Joe: Retaliation's fabulous red carpet (below)!

[Image via WENN.]

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2 comments to “Channing Tatum's Seven-Inch Pants G.I. Joe: Now With Kung Fu Grip! Completely Gratuitous!”



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    "ummy yum YUM! The sizzling-hot hunk of perfectly crafted deliciousness has the Big Ben in our pants standing at full attention! "

    ^^ Perez, you are so vile and unprofessional.

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    Perez you ar sick and disgusting. You need some guy to knock your lights out, Will I.am was right to kick your ass.