Home Videos Photos
PerezHilton CocoPerez The Duggars Viral News Celeb Romance PerezTV Contact Perez

Channing Tatum's Seven-Inch Pants G.I. Joe: Now With Kung Fu Grip! Completely Gratuitous!

| Filed under: AnglophiliaYummy Yummy ScrewFilm FlickersChanning TatumCompletely Gratuitous

channing tatum gi joe retaliation uk film premiere 03 18 13 london wenn lia toby wenn20214865

Mmmm… What we wouldn't give to have Channing Tatum come over to our house and polish our expansive collection of action figures! LOLz!

The Real American Hero was big pimpin' in London tonight with The Rock Dwayne Johnson, Adrianne Palicki, and other the co-stars of the highly explosive G.I. Joe sequel!

Yummy yum YUM! The sizzling-hot hunk of perfectly crafted deliciousness has the Big Ben in our pants standing at full attention!

We suppose we'll forgive Hollywood for churning out more movies based on toys so long as they continue to cast them with the stars of Magic Mike!

Please please puhhhhlease put Joe Manganiello in the My Little Pony movie!!! Ha!

See more pics from G.I. Joe: Retaliation's fabulous red carpet (below)!

[Image via WENN.]

Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , ,

Email this  »
The Most Epically Epic Disaster Films Of All Time!
12 Movie Sequels We Really Want To See!
The 15 Biggest Box Office Bombs All Time!
Friday Night Lights Stars: Where Are They Now?
The Top 20 Most Badass Female Movie Characters Of All Time!
All The Summer Blockbusters You Still Have To See!

2 comments to “Channing Tatum's Seven-Inch Pants G.I. Joe: Now With Kung Fu Grip! Completely Gratuitous!”



  1. 1

    "ummy yum YUM! The sizzling-hot hunk of perfectly crafted deliciousness has the Big Ben in our pants standing at full attention! "

    ^^ Perez, you are so vile and unprofessional.

  2. Elvis says – reply to this


    2

    Perez you ar sick and disgusting. You need some guy to knock your lights out, Will I.am was right to kick your ass.