But his hunkier-than-thou brother Chris Hemsworth was looking 100% FINE while loading luggage into a car Monday (above)!
And YES, we are VERY jealous that Mz. Portz gets to pretend to take a giant, sexy BITE out of that premium slice of Ancient God beefcake.
Although we suppose we should be even MORE jealous of his wife Elsa Pataky, as she gets to love-up Chris for REALZ! Like, all the time!
Well, except when she's too busy caring for their darling mini-goddess India!
[Image via AKM-GSI.]