Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
Ch-ch-check out the vid for yourself (above)!
It's like we hardly even know her!
All she needs now is a punk rock haircut and her transformation into Miley Cyrus 2.0 will be complete, LOLz!!