Did you hear the one about the missing bath soap? Cops say it was the work of a... robber ducky!
LOLz, this Duck Dynasty debate is a super intense one and we're just trying to lighten the mood!
Last night, A&Esuspended one of its top reality stars for racially insensitive and extremely homophobic quotes he gave to GQ, but now some of his staunchest supports are cracking quacking the eff up about it!
Over 400k Facebook petitioners and over 40k Change.org petitioners are pissed off by the network's decision to force Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson to, uhhh, fly south for the foreseeable future and they've come to his defense!!
Apparently his supporters -- including Sarah Palin -- woke up at the crack quack of dawn this morning, read the news, and were outraged because