Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
Wait, where are the pom poms and football field??!
Nicki Minaj gives us a behind the scenes look at her music video for High School, but evidently Nicki's high school experiences involved mansions and jacuzzis!
If only our days of awkward adolescence were that glamorous.