Amber Rose is SO done with being known as Kanye West's ex-girlfriend!
In the beauty's very calm and measured response (take note, Yeezy!), she explained:
Who in their right mind would steal from a vampire?! Much less one as seksi as Ian Somerhalder!
The Vampire Diaries star left his iPod in his car, and some jerk broke into the vehicle just to get it!
"Times are tough I know- but whoever smashed my window last night & stole my iPod- you're in Luck; I just put some great new music on it!
You're a dick FYI…"
Aww! Poor Ian! Do you need a shoulder? Or a place to stay? Just to feel safe?
If you do, give us a call! We'll put new sheets on the coffin for you! LOLz!
[Image via Instagram.]