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Lindsay Lohan Could Go To JAIL Cause There Is NO SUCH THING As "Locked" Rehab In NY!

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LOLLLLZ LOLOLOLOLLLLLz.

Sorry, it's just… KARMA is sometimes the best kind of BITCH!

So Lindsay Lohan's totally competent lawyer Mark Heller might have made a MAJOR booboo during Monday's court hearing that could actually land the troubled starlet in jail instead of the previously agreed upon "locked" rehab facillity…

Because as it turns out, recent research shows "locked" treatment centers DO NOT EXIST in New York, and NY is the state where Lindsay has chosen to serve her 90 days of confinement.

The prosecution apparently only accepted the last minute plea deal in the first place because they made the mistake of assuming that Mark Heller knew what he was talking about (HA).

But no worries, cause Lindsay's deal doesn't actually stipulate that she must serve her 90 days in locked REHAB, it just states she must be kept in CUSTODY for 90 days…

So if Lindsay's team can't find a sufficient "locked" rehab center, then it's reportedly straight off to jail for that ass!

Which is probably a good thing, seeing as Lindsay doesn't even believe she needs treatment for anything ANYWAY.

HA!!!

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40 comments to “Lindsay Lohan Could Go To JAIL Cause There Is NO SUCH THING As "Locked" Rehab In NY!”

  1. Fergie_beat_Marios_Ass says – reply to this


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    Do you even read the bullshit you try to feed us. There is no way this could happen. The court would not make this deal without verification you moron.



  2. 2

    I find it really disconcerting how you are making this a laughing matter. She is clearly not well and if she thinks she is not doing anything wrong it's because of her mental state. If you could just keep your blog to pictures and a report as to where the person is this would suffice- no one is interested in mario's point of view. If you remove all photos from your blog and just have your "point of view" there would be no one visiting it.
    Taking pride in some ones ill fortune, like the case of lindsay, is gross and you disgust me. No one deserves to be bullied. cease and desist youre a "father" now.

  3. Amy says – reply to this


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    The way you write things are really demeaning. I remember when you went on Ellen after a kid committed suicide and you said you felt bad for the way you write things and make fun of people. Hopefully you see this comment I'm making and realize that you're still a bully.

  4. Joan says – reply to this


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    It's about time she goes to prison. She is annoying and she had not paid for her action. Any other regular person would have been a jail a long time ago.

  5. gypsygirl134 says – reply to this


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    You often make your money off of others misfortune, and as such apparently you revel in mocking those that are in pain. Talk about Karma, I would start turning inward and finding the kindness that is hopefully still inside you somewhere Perez, because the way you bully others can only come back to bite you.

  6. BuckeyeChick says – reply to this


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    I don't know everything about the the state of NY, but I am almost positive there are "lockdown" rehab facilities. New York Presbyterian has a Psychiatric facility in Westchester that has a substance abuse ward and while I don't know much about it, I do know that there are plenty of wards in that facility that are "lockdown."

  7. danielle says – reply to this


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    Re: Amy – agreed!



  8. 8

    She looks greasy as hell.

  9. Jose Yescas says – reply to this


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    Deepthroat that Mean Girl!!!!!



  10. 10

    It also doesn't state that she has to be in a locked facility in NY, it's her community service that is to be done in NY. She can go to a locked facility anywhere in the country.



  11. 11

    If you complainers don' like what Perez or his staff write, you can waste your time elsewhere. The web is vast and full of varying opinions, so why are you even here?



  12. 12

    She'll serve 12 hours.

  13. Ky says – reply to this


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    God bless your soul, Perez

  14. BobbieFisher2 says – reply to this


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    Re: youareafatso – Who is the bully? With your name, I find it ironic that you would call someone a bully. But just to refresh your memory as to who the bully is - Lohan sucker punched a woman in the face on THREE DIFFERENT OCCASIONS! Lohan is a bully. She carjacked a car with three occupants and sped 100mph on the PCH then blew through red lights and stop signs in Santa Monica all the while drunk and high and screaming "Nothing will happen to me, I'm a celebrity!". Lohan is the bully. Lohan was the bully when she stole a fur coat from a stranger, a prized possession bracelet from an old woman, $30,000 worth of clothes from photo shoots, $300,000 worth of jewelry from a Parisian jeweler, a necklace from a small business owner, etc. etc. etc. Lohan is the BIGGEST BULLY IN ALL OF HOLLYWOOD!!! Get your priorities straight. And yes, I love it when karma (which I don't believe in) bites Lohan in the a$$. 99% of America is sick of her F#ckery and lies!



  15. 15

    Re: youareafatso – piss off you bleeding heart. maybe there's a mother theresa site for you

  16. Ali says – reply to this


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    That's not karma, that's called having a sucky lawyer.



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    Re: BobbieFisher2 – agreed !!! all these damned do gooders need to hang out somewhere else. if they can't take the heat, then get the hell out of the kitchen. lohan is the biggest loser of all time and doesn't deserve any kindness as she has not shown any to anyone.

  18. Be-Atch says – reply to this


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    She needs to go to prison, become the bitch of some big fat 300 lb hairy man-looking lesbian named Shenehsa….who has bad teeth, and really bad bad breath ….that will knock some sense into the little SKANK !

  19. Be-Atch says – reply to this


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    And………………….this SKank has seen more ceilings than MichaelAngelo……:) .



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    Re: BobbieFisher2 – No, Lindsay NEVER hit ANYONE dumbass! Tiffany Mitchell is a lying-ass bitch, there were reports that she refused medical attention and was also seen laughing her ass, I don't know about you, but if I just got hit in the face, I sure as hell wouldn't be laughing. Then there was that Marissa bitch that claimed Lindsay hit her at The Standard despite the fact that there were NO pictures of Lindsay at the club whatsoever.



  21. 21

    Re: ms. trudy – No, you're a fucking loser bitch! Oh and just so you now, Mother Theresa is FAR from a saint, if you read Christopher Hitchens book on her, you'd be horrified at the things she did, Lindsay is actually a better person then she is.



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    Re: vexer6 – you defend this girl as if you personally know her, which I doubt you do. how sad that you don't have any real life friends. maybe you and lindsay can hang out and do a little shoplifting together, just like real friends. you pathetic wallflower.

  23. TO VEXAN says – reply to this


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    Vexan, whom I'm quite sure is Lindsay because her post is hostile, full of excuses and the poster must of been at the assault if poster can claim that Tiiffany was laughing after being assaulted. She doesnt have to be on the floor with broken teeth, it isnt how BADLY you injured the victim, you break the law when you lose it and attack someone. Further, police records show investigation into the Betty Ford incident declared none other than the Amazing Lindsay Lohan was the assaliant and responsible for the incident that resulted in a BF employee being assaulted. Lindsay Lohan, whom had snuck out of rehab to go get drunk. Good Luck Lindsay.

  24. MISUNDERSTANDING says – reply to this


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    There is a prevelant misunderstanding of what Lindsay's plea deal meant. Lindsay was not ordered to REHAB. Lindsay's deal is that she will serve 90 days IN CUSTODY. Could be rehab, could be jail. She must be physically restrained from entering SOCIETY for a period of no less than 90 days. It is unlikely she will go to rehab because her detox is a very serious medical priority. Cutting her off cold turkey could kill het. It could also turn her psychotic and violent. Lindsay is headed to a hospital PSYCH WARD. Lock down. Medical attention and 4points restraint as needed. and, they will be needed.

  25. Gustaff Swensson says – reply to this


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    Of course there are lockdown rehabs in the state of New York.

    Try "Family Foundation School". Of course they normally torture children according to several websites made by survivors of the program, but couldn't they do an exception for Lindsay?

    Rehabs are jokes. Lindsay has proven it. She will act herself through this program and be in the same situation once she is out.

  26. REHABS ARE TOOLS. says – reply to this


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    @GWENN, The success of the rehab experience is virtually all up to the attitude of the rehabee. Rehab is a TOOL that strives to make available to the addict - methods and "excersizes", therapies and support system that IF the ADDICT utilizes what tools his creativity allows him to use to his advantage, he has a SIGNIFICANT chance of living a sober life. Rehabs are only useless when u go in thinking everyone else in your life is the problem and you laze around and wait for the rehab team to give you a shot or a pill which will instantaneously take away your need for drugs, restore personal relationships, create a charming personality and somehow line up a brilliant career and hoards of admirers for you during that 30 day stay. When you find yourself in a rehab, jail or psych ward and you COMPREHEND 'son of a bitch, I'm DYING' and, you RESPECT LIFE enough to want to play in it again, REHAB WORKS!

  27. SLOPPY ME says – reply to this


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    I apoligize for getting the @ names wrong. Im writing from an itty-bitty old cell phone and I cant see the names when i start writing because i have to scroll about 1/4 of a mile to get from thee commets themselves to where I can enter a comment myself. Your understanding and compassion are appreciated.

  28. TO MICHAEL LOHAN says – reply to this


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    Dear Mr. Lohan, You truly seem to the only person in Lindsay's life that is willing to expend effort and finances to see that her mind/body and soul get better, heal and hopefully one day thrive again. I am writing to you to plead with you to take immediate action to line up a PHYSCIAN ATTENDED detox program. She is as great risk for accidental overdose at this point and it could be fatal for Lindsay to detox in a nurse/counselor only detox center. Get her detoxed in a quality hospital. Donot use UCLA as resentment there exist. Lindsays drug and alcohol abuses have been hard and for years. She could very well have DT's and seizures. Line up detox, then rehab. Line it up, when they bring her into ER, her choices are over.

  29. @v@ says – reply to this


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    Re: TO MICHAEL LOHAN – Good precautionary thinking.

  30. cari says – reply to this


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    ummmmm. RN in NY here. There are locked down rehabs for substance abuse in NY. WTF are you talking about? She could go to South Oaks or Zucker Hillside. Do the research.

  31. to CARI says – reply to this


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    It isnt about whether there are lockdown rehabs in NY. It is about Lindsay MEDICAL condition. Addiction to alcohol and tranqs leads to a PHYSICAL DEPENDANCY, and Ms. Lohan has been reported (for years) as using/abusing LARGE QUANTITIES of both alfcohol and drugs. You are the one who needs to do her research because DT's has a 50/50 chance of killing her. Withdrawl also puts her at a huge risk for seizures. Seizures are an electrical storm of THE BRAIN and could leave Lindsay with permant brain damage or other serious injuries because one flips around like a fish out of water and has NO CONTROL over their body. Further, lindsay has a history of beingt violant. She is likely to experience hallucinations that will terrify her durinjg the detox process which can not be stopped or changed to a pleasant hallucination. Lindsay is in need of medically attended detox for these reasons. Rehab directors are well aware of what i am saying, which is why it is imperative that Lindsay tell the truth about the quanity of alcohol/drugs she has recently been using. Lindsay going cold turkey might kill her, or she could flip big time and harm/maim someone else. This concept was explained several post back.

  32. She is violent and not says – reply to this


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    This is Lindsays 6 trip to rehab/ 6 yrs. At Betty Ford she snuck out to go drinking and then physically attacked the BF employee, who was only doing her job. Lindsay has a substantial history of being uncooperative and violent when in custody. The woman is not a movie star, she is a repeat offender who has failed to comply with simple and generous terms of probation. She is a violent criminal now who is a trouble maker and pathological liar. These facts are consideration in admitting Lindsay into a group situation, as a rehab facility is responsible for keeping not only Lindsay safe, but other rehabbers SAFE FROM LINDSAY. A quality rehab would not admit her into a community enviornment. Further, Lindsay likes to sue anyone she can for ridiculous reasons, hoping they will settle out of court. For these reasons she will have difficulty being admitted to a rehab, and staying there without getting evicted for her antics. If not jail, or rehab, her other choice is a lockdown PSYCH ward. Its where she belongs for detox. Life does not change to accomadate Lindsay Lohans wishes. She wouldnt have been arrested six times if it did.

  33. Lucy says – reply to this


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    Lindsey Lohan has had a lot of chances to clean up her act and she's still a mess. I don't understand how anyone would have any sympathy for her anymore! She does drugs, has a major drinking problem, gets in fights with other women at bars (absolutely tacky behavior), steals jewelry and gets arrested over and over again. Any person who wasn't famous (or infamous in her case) would have gone to jail long ago. I'm totally bored and sick of her - let's hope that she finally, somehow gets some help or one of these days she's going to kill someone while she's driving drunk.

  34. Matt says – reply to this


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    Re: youareafatso

    Oh shut up. It is most definitely a laughing matter. Her mental state is that she's unintelligent, not on the verge of death.

    You're a moron

  35. TO MATT says – reply to this


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    Please read the entire thread here so you can come to some understanding that Lindsay Lohan's life IS in danger as well as other people around her, whos lives are at risk of harm or death. Lindsay has a habit of drunk driving and has car jacked a vehicle and sped 100mph. Sped threw red lights and town traffic, hit a babystoller, several pedestrians, parked cars and AFTER all those incidents…she drinks and drives and totals a rented luxury car that she just had to drive even though a production company vehicle was present and available to escort her. She was lucky she hit a truck. If she hit a small car, someone would be mutilated and/or dead, FROM HER FOOLISHNESS! Lindsay Lohan is a nuclear warhead time bomb.

  36. TO MICHAEL LOHAN says – reply to this


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    Please do not be afraid of having Lindsay admitted to a PSYCH ward for detox just because psychiatrist are drug oriented. It must be established that the psychiatric GOAL of her next encounter with a psychiatrist is to get her CLEANED OUT, get all that shit out of her. It maybe suggested she is put on antiseizure medication during the course of her detox and stabilzation. Please get several professional opinions and research Withdrawl/DT's so that you have some information of what options are. Personally, my motto is JUDICIOUS USE OF MEDICATION. Please dont rule out ALL medications because shes on a bad cocktail now. She may NEED antiseizure medication. Its going to boil down to a "britney spears break down" soon. Mr. Heller is both inadequate to manage this problem and lacking in motivation. Your little girl is critically ill, Sir.

  37. One More Thing says – reply to this


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    You dont need to make it a big fight for a conservatorship order. When she looses it and ends up in ER, it will roll like soft butter on hot bread for you. Lindsay doesnt have a sane friend in the world and Heller has already been established as incompetant in California Law and he's a sleeze ball. Dina is impaired and wouldnt be a good choice. It all comes down to YOU. and Lindsay will hate you for it for a long time. Ive been down this road myself. You have to save your babies. Good luck and blessing to you, sir. I know your heart is breaking.

  38. Um, Michael, says – reply to this


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    Maybe best for u to take a peek-see whats happening on another site with a new stori"E". Shes getting manic.

  39. Circumstances changed says – reply to this


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    ML, i dont know if you caught it. Shes been able to get a lot of post removed that were about the assault and the BF inciident. She has spent hours hitting the vote neg or positive bars and when the blog was full, it was bizarre to see what she was doing. If that isnt lindsay manically trying to create her life from what the media says about her, then someother kid if wigging. She is writing very flattering things about herself and then hitting the pos button on her own post and its clear to see she's losing it. This could last days but probably not weeks for her because she is an extrovert by nature and will soon take her circus al fresco. Im so sorry.

  40. did you see it? says – reply to this


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    im trying to stay low key but development keep occuring. She has cleared the entire board except for her own post and they are clearly just bozo shit. I wish i knew exactly what to say at this point, but somethings you just have to ride out and wait for her to go to the next depot on this highspeed train to WHERE? shes over the line micheal. Dont freak or protest when shes arrested just insist she get medical attention and others will take it from there. She means nothing she will say. Donot take hateful words she throws you way. She is out of her mind and wont remember most of it. Goodnight.