No ifs, ands, or BUTTS about it!
However, its most eyebrow-raising article is about the dos and don'ts of anal sex!
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Fresh from the pokey, we're learning that LiLo has a new squeeze!
And, no, it's not someone she met in lock-up — his name is Avi Snow! and he's a musician/promoter in NYC!
Wait, didn't Lindsay Lohan just say she was super serious about rehab this time?
Nothing like dating a club promoter and drummer from a rock band to show your commitment to taking sobriety seriously!
We don't know Avi and we're hopeful he's a swell dude, but shouldn't Lindz chase after kindergarten teachers or yoga instructors or, like, a monk? Or maybe she should be concentrating on herself and not dating in the first place!!
Who knows, maybe Avi's band City of the Sun is "straight-edge" and he and his bandmates have sworn off booze and drugs?
Either way, we hope LiLo knows what she-s doing because she's all out of second chances with the court system!
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