Calum McSwiggan is adamant that he's not faking his alleged attack.
"I went to the police and now apparently I'm a criminal."
However, the police have revealed that they have video
[Image via Calum McSwiggan/Instagram.]
Don't misunderstand us, Sir Ian McKellen isn't marrying Patrick Stewart!!
Professor X totes has a beautifully talented fiancée and he doesn't even swing that way!
Magneto is marrying his lifelong
friend archenemy to Sunny Ozell; he's officiating their ceremony!
“I’m going to marry Patrick … How else do you put that? I’m going to officiate at his wedding… I’ve done it once before with two guys having a civil partnership. I was crying my eyes out.”
Aww! We're gonna cry our eyes out, too!
Especially if they dress up like Gandalf & Captain Jean-Luc Picard!!
We aren't sure precisely when the 72-year-old groom who spends his free time piloting starships and/or wheelchairs plans to tie the knot with his 35-year-old sweetie, but we're so very happy to hear the news!
[Image via New Line Cinema & WENN.]
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