That, Perezcious readers, is how we ended up in possession of this penis pic (above)!
[Image via Usher/Snapchat.]
Like, can you blame him?!
"He was hitting on a girl and being super charming… He took photos with some female fans, but asked them to do it on the down low because he didn't want to bring too much attention to himself."
And boy, don't we know it! After roaming around Austin in search of this seksi slab of man beef, we FINALLY ran into him!!!
CLICK HERE for all the deets on our LONG-AWAITED meeting!
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