Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
Kim Kardashian snacked on something scrumptious for lunch in Beverly Hills today and she didn't dine alone!
No, Kanye West couldn't make the brunch outing! Kim brought someone who means even more — her unborn baby, LOLz!!
Get used to living in the lap of luxury, kid!
Well, not luxury's lap, precisely — Kimbryo Kanyeetus is technically taking up residence in his/her luxurious mama's belly for the time being!
After the child is born, we're sure he or she will slumber soundly in a custom built crib fit for its own episode of Cribs. In the meanwhile, though, junior looks cray cramped in Kimmy's totes tight, waist-high leather skirt!
Don't get us wrong, Mrz. K is hotter than Zac Efron's morning coffee, but we still pity her slightly smushed baby bump!!
Only a few more months to go, kiddo, and then
you're in the real world every second of your life will be televised on E (we still ponder mommy's seriousness when she said it wouldn't be so)!
Don't sweat it, though — Grandmager Kris will coach you through every step!
[Image via WENN.]