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What's this, you say?
Rush Limbaugh making a LOUD, ill-informed opinion about something of which he has no real understanding or insight into?
Color us SHOCKED! It's not like he has made a career out of such bottom-feeding antics, or anything!
In fact, in reality, the only surprising aspect about the right-wing commentator's latest misogynist, hate-filled tirade is that it's about actual pop culture - and specifically Beyoncé, as he took to his radio show to discuss her new single Bow Down/I Been On!
And get this: he ACTUALLY believes it to be a musical manifestation of the diva's new-found revelation that the only place for a 'proper' woman to be is submissively by her husband's side, acquiescing to his every will!
No, we're not kidding. AT ALL.
"Beyoncé, now having been married, having been impregnated and giving birth to Blue Ivy…she's got a new song, 'Bow, Down Bitches'… Beyoncé is now saying, 'Go ahead and put up with it!' You know why? I'll tell you why. Because she married a rich guy. She's even calling herself Mrs. Carter on the tour…She has shelved Beyoncé…She now understands it's worth it to bow down."
Is that right?
Because we're fairly certain, you know, having listened to the song in its ENTIRETY, that she's telling all of her competition in the music industry to "bow down!"
Frankly, we don't know what's scarier:
That he'd be foolish enough to speak publicly about something he literally has no grasp of or that he truly believes that women's only real, significant job is to be a wife and mother!
But hey! At least now we know that he's got an equally-intelligent and valuable insight on pop culture as he does on politics!