We're not sure WHY these people are famous, but we are definitely here for the drama!
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See the ego blows (below)!
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Oops!… They DID IT again!
Had sex again, we mean… probably, maybe, from the looks of it! LOLz!!
Britney Spears and her new boy-toy David Lucado took a lovers stroll through Thousand Oaks this morning and we're 83% sure they just bumped uglies somewhere!
All the signs are there!
Her hair is frayed, their postures are relaxed, his smile is genuine, their hands are interlocked, and they were both basically acting totes giddy like little school girls!
Still, we're in no position to examine their clothes for stains under a black-light or sniff David's breath for the unmistakable scent of sexy-time fun!!
It's possible they worked up their sweat played a rousing round of laser tag, but we prefer to believe their bliss is of the post-coital variety!
Either way, we're 100% excited to see the two of them so passionate!! Lord knows our precious Pop Tart deserves her happiness!
[Image via AKM-GSI.]