All of that money, and the bluetooth isn't hooked up.
No police caught Bruce, but cameras did, which is just as damning.
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Oh, Lindsay, Lindsay, Lindsay…
It might be time to really focus on the task at hand, Mizz Lindsay Lohan.
Sure, you have 45 days to report to rehab, but that doesn’t mean you should leave your decision about your rehab location to day 45!
But of course, the lady who flies into her court appearances at the last minute on a private jet is the same lady who hasn’t decided yet what to do about the whole inconvenient rehab sitch.
Her attorney, Mark Heller, revealed their lack of deets on her future plans. He said:
“We haven't figured it out yet. We are working on that now. We are considering whether it will be in New York. We are not sure yet.”
Well, are we really that surprised?
Seriously, it makes sense considering she might get sidetracked with the inneresting plans she DOES have.
LiLo is going to be busy working with Charlie Sheen on Anger Management and then she’s considering a trip to Brazil.
Our redheaded queen of legal dramz is carrying on as usual, acting like she's free as a bird as a source revealed the questionable decision:
“Lindsay’s pre-rehab plan? A week with Charlie Sheen in LA, then she wants to go to Brazil. I kid you not.”
Yeeeaaahh, Brazil before rehab?
Is this like one last celebration?
We’re pretty sure that’s not how you should prepare to get clean and under control!
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