It viciously read:
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WELP WELP! THAT TIME AGAIN!!
According to People magazine though, it's even more of surprise because the infamous playboy supposedly had a diamond ring ready to give her! Dayum…
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MOVING ON FROM OUR PEPPERMINT PRINCESS' WOE…
Once again, the Kardashian Kingdom has taken the tabloids over.
While Khloe Kardashian is being accused of frolicking with another man on the cover of Life&Style, the pregnant Kim Kardashian is the center of everything as "fat jokes" continue to riddle her world with horror.
But Kimmy! Smile — you're bringing the second coming of Yeezus!!
BUT OUTSIDE THE WORLD OF KARDAZZIAN…
We usually take their covers with a grain of salt, but that woman IS the personification of human endurance. No wonder there are alien theories!
AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST…
Michael Douglas is gay, so says The National Enquirer.
Look, guys… if Michael was gay, he'd be with us right now. And he's not.
Rest peacefully, Catherina Zeta-Jones! Rest peaaaaaacefully!
TAKE A GANDER BELOW, FOLKS! WHICH IS YOUR FAVE??
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