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  1. 1

    Happy Birthday to you Papa!!! You and little one look very content.



  2. 2

    you couldn't buy a baby that didn't have a lazy eye?

  3. Logan says – reply to this


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    You look like Frank Gallagher. That's not a compliment. Do something with yourself.

  4. skippy says – reply to this


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    Re: The Eric – That's a shitty thing to say. Shame on you!!

    Happy B'day Perez and good luck with the lilltle one.
    That's One Adorable Baby!

  5. Bobby says – reply to this


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    Happy Birthday Perez! May the future hold infinite happiness and health for you and your little one!

  6. Sabrina says – reply to this


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    What a happy little chap! Happy birthday! You look like a great daddy what did you call yours son? I I have three kids with my husband Bethany 3 nearly 4, Caitlin 2 Nearly 3 and my baby boy Archie 1 on the 30 of march.
    Your boy is so handsome congrats again on becoming a daddy, ignore all the rubbish cherish every moment they grow up so quick :-)

  7. matt says – reply to this


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    just imagining the other pictures you must have taken to end up with ….. this….. as the one you willingly posted

  8. Chelsea says – reply to this


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    Wow some people can be nasty. What a cutie. Congrats!

  9. Jack says – reply to this


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    @The Eric …. you are one gigantic douche bag …. I am not for abortion but in your case your mother should have considered it.

    @Perez - I am a straight White male, 52 years of age, in Texas. Not your normal demographic but I have been reading your blog since the beginning and will continue to. I have two boys that are 28 and 26 and they are the light of my life. I wanted to congratulate you on your new addition. Nothing will change your life like having a child and I wish you both the best. Continue to be a great father and role model for your little one.

    Your most unlikely fan, Jack …….

  10. Catherine says – reply to this


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    SO Happy for you!!!! You both look lovely :)



  11. 11

    Happy Birthday….and wash your damn hair, there's enough grease in it to deep fry a buffalo



  12. 12

    Have a very Happy Birthday <3



  13. 13

    Exploiting that kid at a healthy pace… Nice job! Keep it up and maybe you can make enough money off of pictures to pay for plastic surgery.



  14. 14

    Re: skippy
    This guy makes a LIVING off of slamming and insulting people… But it's not okay to slam him in return??? Seriously… whatever. He deserves to be smacked around sometimes too.

  15. K says – reply to this


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    as a new mom to a 4 month old, you look appropriately sleep deprived and deliriously happy. happy birthday!

  16. LookatYou says – reply to this


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    the baby's cute but you look like hell. starving yourself again instead of eating sensibly to maintain your weight. the baby doesn't need an anorexic parent on the verge of death trying to look good for zac efron. you're never gonna be hot, not gonna happen.



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    Re: Jack
    Oh what-the-fuck-ever! This guy has made a LIVING off of insulting people and invading their privacy for YEARS! He has literally become a "celebrity" by bashing the FUCK out of other people… The way they look, how fat or skinny, mentally ill, struggling with drugs and alcohol etc.. ALL of these things have been used by Perez to make money. Seriously YOU are the douche bag! It's okay for him do publicly humiliate people for a LIVING but GOD FORBID someone throws it right back at HIM once in a while??? You're a blind idiot!

  18. Laurie williams says – reply to this


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    Wow REALLY ??? trash talking a new born baby, how incredibly hateful. Shame on you !
    Happy parenting Perez, you now know the meaning of uncondtional love !

  19. kel says – reply to this


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    u look like shit

  20. Franson says – reply to this


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    How sweet, he had an extra chromosome just like Perez.

  21. increduloous says – reply to this


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    You and Bethany Frankel both suck. Both having kids to exploit with misguided attempts to keep yoursleves even slightly relevant

  22. lala says – reply to this


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    Re: MrsJustBeKoz79 – heh, funny. He has had an effect on you though and you clearly read his site a lot, with the need to CAP words you feel put your point across. BLESS :P



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    cor he sure is a hilton

    happy birthday again pretzel i have to say it two times as we have 23rd b4 u

    xx



  24. 24

    Omigosh he's growing so fast! He looks healthy & beautiful. Happy birthday Papa & snuggles to little Mario.



  25. 25

    Re: The Eric – Really? Attacking an infant? That's beyond low.



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    Re: babyperezhasaids – Your parents failed.

  27. LR Light says – reply to this


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    Congrats on your darling baby! Enjoy these days as they go by so fast. Don't forget that you are raising a person there. Don't go overboard with the pics every 5 minutes. He may not appreciate being smothered in the future. Now is the time to love em up but at some point you are going to have to switch into parent mode versus adoration mode. Best wishes and hope your little guy grows up to be happy and well adjusted and nobody teases him or abuses him in any way!

  28. Nikkiii says – reply to this


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    Happy Birthday! You have the best gift ever right there in your arms. :-)

  29. Tati says – reply to this


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    Happy Birthday and happy times ahead! Babies are life's most perfect example of love. It's wonderful!

  30. jeepwranler says – reply to this


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    Your bitch tits providing milk yet?

    Only way you could get someone to suck on your nipples….



  31. 31

    Happy birthday Perez!
    What a great birthday present, such a cute son. Enjoy the heck out of him.



  32. 32

    No, Perez. Babies are NOT "mini-me's" or accessories. He's his own separate person. Congratulations on your new baby, though…

  33. JJ says – reply to this


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    PH looks like William H. Macy.

  34. JC says – reply to this


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    Re: The Eric
    Well, if either of those two people are you in your avatar, you are not really qualified to make fun of how someone looks.



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    Your baby is sooo darn cute and you seem so very happy! Congrats Perez and thanks for sharing your pictures.

  36. @v@ says – reply to this


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    Re: Jack – Claps.

  37. @v@ says – reply to this


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    How did you expect me to remember your birthday when you don't look any older? So, to make up for it, I bought you a beautiful diamond ring for your birthday. I know you wanted a 4WD, but where am I going to find a fake Land Rover?
    Happy Birthday! Hope it's the best.

  38. stating the obvious says – reply to this


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    Stop whoring out the infant.

  39. CODCHICK says – reply to this


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    Re: RdRydngHd
    Word. I was thinking the exact same thing.



  40. 40

    Who'd you have to blow to buy this baby? I wonder how many parents waiting to adopt we're passed up so you could get him. You should be ashamed of yourself and your lifestyle.



  41. 41

    Happy birthday Poppa Perez, all the best to you and your cute son!

  42. torgster says – reply to this


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    I'm not saying this to be mean, but in all the pictures, that baby just looks a little off. Not alert, almost looks like Downs. If so Perez, it's nothing you need to hide.

  43. torgster says – reply to this


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    I'm not saying this to be mean, but in all the pictures, that baby just looks a little off. Not alert, almost looks like Downs. If so Perez, it's nothing you need to hide.



  44. 44

    For someone who's made his name from trashing and bullying famous people, get a damn hairstylist and eat something. You look like an A.I.D.S. patient.

  45. W says – reply to this


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    I am so seriously happy for you!

    Trust me on this one, make sure to write down all his firsts. When my kids were little i thought "I could never forget these moments" and sadly i did :P Oops

    I guess the stress from having teenagers makes you senile :P

  46. Julie says – reply to this


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    Congrats Perez! now you will know what true unconditional love really is….just remember, I know all latino parents are good at this…but remember that children derive their value from your eyes at this age….I know I don't know you but have followed you since you started your blog and to see you evolve into this new role is very touching….best wishes…

  47. Deborah says – reply to this


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    HI Perez,

    Thank you for sharing your wonderful son Mario.

    If I were to give one piece of advice, it would be this: Hold your child with loving care, safely nestled to you at all times. He is not an object, but a tiny and helpless little angel dependent on you, for gentle care. His nerves are not yet formed, and that is why he startles so easily. Your job is to make certain, he is held with gentle but safe arms. Hold him close and dear Perez. He will only be an infant one time, and will learn about bonding, from you. Make that close and warm. Less hands, more arms and chest.

    Love you Perez

  48. Kimmie says – reply to this


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    AWWWWWWW How cute is this!!!

  49. MP_Frenchie says – reply to this


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    How wonderful! You look so proud. There is nothing like unconditional love. Muchas felicidades

  50. sara says – reply to this


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    Happy birthday! You seem like a wonderful father. Don't worry, the sleepless nights get better:) Your son is breathtaking. What a blessing. Enjoy his newborn phase…it goes by so quick.

  51. candice lorra says – reply to this


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    Oh god. You both are hideous.



  52. 52

    EEWWW YOU LOOK LIKE YOUR DYING!!!!! YOU ARE SOOOOO UGLY!!!!



  53. 53

    Well we found the dingo who took the baby.

  54. please stop says – reply to this


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    I bet he's tired. When babies are that age they make you equally happy/tired. :) I think this picture is really very nice.

  55. please stop says – reply to this


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    Re: The Eric – I dont think that newborn babies can focus their eyes yet.

  56. Damien says – reply to this


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    Cute baby but can't believe you named him after yourself! Poor kid

  57. Jason says – reply to this


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    Re: lala – idiot

  58. Julie says – reply to this


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    Re: torgster – don't hold back now!



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    Your baby is spectacular. Utterly beautiful. Protect him from the internet trolls. They're vile.

  60. ken negran says – reply to this


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    2 words Perez, …GRIPE WATER…preferiblly little tummies

  61. loulou24 says – reply to this


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    Its lovely. u sure know how to keep a secret. all the best with your little baby and may god bless u both

  62. Annie says – reply to this


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    Congratulations and much love tomthe both of you :)

  63. Roxette says – reply to this


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    Re: babyperezhasaids

    you're a horrible person. I'd rather be ugly on the outside than on the inside.



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    What troubles me is why are Perez and the kid so sweaty? And why is Perez hireling him under the blanket? Some marks on him you don't want us seeing child molester?

  65. ladydi says – reply to this


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    Don't listen to the haters. I have a new grandson and if I had a blog I'd have his pic up all the time too! You are thrilled and I get it. <3
    And QUIT with the goofy hearts around crotches! It's off-putting.

  66. ericmtl says – reply to this


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    That's not a pretty baby. I thought you adopted the creature but after seeing a picture of it we can safely say it does have your genes. As if one of you wasn't enough…BARF!

  67. Erin says – reply to this


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    Awww Perez, He's so cute. As a new parent myself I'm right there with you on sleepless nights. They are so rewarding though. Too bad your not on the east coast. We could have baby play dates.

  68. Lisa says – reply to this


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    <3 Love, Love, Love! Happy Birthday Sweets!



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    He is gorgeous! Congrats. I just wish you wouldn't post so many pictures of him, exposing him to the bullies that have lately taken house in your blog. Also, PLEASE, stop calling him PerezJr. He is his own little self, with his own personality and I find it sad that people will see him or relate to him as a mascot, or as just something else going on IN YOUR BLOG, and not as what he really is: the most important thing to ever happen to you when he made you a father. And… how's Teddy taking all this? Hope he isn't too jealous!



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    Feliz Cumple Anos Baby!!!!! How a sweet way to celebrate.

  71. saguaro says – reply to this


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    The Eric,
    You're an idiot, all babies need to develop complete control of their optical muscles. Your cruelty only hurts you.Re: The Eric

  72. saguaro says – reply to this


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    PLEASE POST A NEWBORN PHOTO OF YOU ALONG SIDE YOUR NEW SON! That would be great to see. Happy Joy baby time to you!

  73. asdh says – reply to this


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    I agree with the people saying something looks "off"…I know someone with a baby that has the same look and he has Cerebral palsy. Nothing to be ashamed of or keep hidden, if there was something wrong with the baby. He is very very cute!!

  74. Loris says – reply to this


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    Happy belated B-day. You lost weight, traveled with Mum and looked terrific. Now something's off?? DRUGS ARE NEVER THE ANSWER!

  75. Marebear2406 says – reply to this


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    Re: Logan – He does look like him, lol

  76. Dominic0 says – reply to this


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    Mmhm. I was thinking the same thing.

  77. ladydi says – reply to this


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    Gee Whiz! I generally don't revisit a blog I have already commented on but for some reason I did tonight.
    What is up with all the nasty comments about this new, little, sweet baby boy? Hate Perez all you like but, for the life of me, I will never understand the attack on this baby.
    My son just had his own son. My new grandson is biracial (Korean and Beige). Wanna throw your slings and arrows at him too? Me? My son? His Momma?
    There is something seriously wrong with folks who hate like some of the posters do here.
    Shame on you.
    Check yourselves.
    We are talking about babies here.

  78. @v@ says – reply to this


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    Re: please stop – They focus from around 8 to 15 inches only at his age.
    I should have said 'Happy Boythday.'

  79. Reader says – reply to this


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    People are so insensitive and down right horrible. I hope you do not take any of the horrible comments to heart and just count your blessings. You have a child, the greatest blessing of all and enjoy it! People are just horrible and it saddens me to see that kind of attitude, no wonder our world is going to hell. This a CHILD, AN INNOCENT CHILD you are bashing, is nothing scared anymore?

    Bless you and your baby, best wishes.