This sh*t's bananas! B-A-N-A-N-A-S!
According to sources, they just signed a contract with rocker grrrl Gwen Stefani!!!!
Nothing can satisfy Gucci Mane like a nice fat joint…not even sex!
The rapper/actor was so stoned on the set of Spring Breakers that he fell asleep while he was being filmed gettin' nasty.
Even though Gucci's sex partner could balance 5 cans on her booty and rode him for 45 minutes, it just wasn't enough to interrupt Gucci's REM cycle.
"In his entourage, everybody smokes weed from the beginning of the day to the end. So we’re inside this house in St. Petersburg, and the f*cking weed smoke was so insane and Gucci was basically catatonic. I was like, 'Gucci, you’ve got to have sex with this chick now!' He wanted her to ride him so he wouldn’t have to do any physical labor. So we’re shooting the sequence, and as he is getting f*cked, I start to hear snores. He had literally passed out! And she was riding his d*ck the whole time. I’d never in my life filmed a sex scene where the dude was sleeping. At the end, he woke up and was like, 'I feel real nice. I feel like Mozart’s on my d*ck.' And that was it, and he went back to sleep."
Sounds like an award-worthy performance to us! HA!
Thankfully for Gucci, the stoned look worked well for his gangsta' character.
We should take this as a lesson to not toke up while on the job.
Right, Rihanna??! LOLz.
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