It viciously read:
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Or at least party on his yacht!
It'll cost you to float atop the seas in celebrity style, though.
…And it is JUST $130,000 per week!
To walk the same deck Jack Sparrow has walked??
Sounds like a bargain to us!
Who knows! He could stop by for an impromptu guitar sesh!
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