What goes on in Vegas most certainly will NOT stay in Vegas here!
Watch it go down (below)!!!
Or at least party on his yacht!
It'll cost you to float atop the seas in celebrity style, though.
…And it is JUST $130,000 per week!
To walk the same deck Jack Sparrow has walked??
Sounds like a bargain to us!
Who knows! He could stop by for an impromptu guitar sesh!
[Image via Comic Books And Sex Tumblr.]