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Lindsay Lohan Furious About Rehab Sentence - Because Her Birthday Plans Are Now RUINED!

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It's just LOVELY to see Lindsay Lohan so clearly grateful that she once again managed to escape jail time in lieu of a much cushier, undeserved 90-day sentence in lock down rehab!

Oh, excuse us!

That was just an incredibly unrealistic fever dream!

Back to reality: Lindsay Lohan is obviously NOT the least bit appreciative of her miraculous good fortune, and instead is whining to the few people who still listen to her nonsense that she won't be able to properly celebrate her 27th birthday in July…because she'll be in treatment by then!

As we all know, the troubled actress will be waiting until the end of the month and a half she has to enroll in a facility, so she has time to shoot a stint on Charlie Sheen's Anger Management and hang out in Brazil! But no matter how she tries to swing it, her July 2nd birthday will definitely be spent with sober coaches and security instead of her usual slew of enablers!

Which TOTALLY ruins the big NYC bash she was planning to throw herself, you guys!

Isn't everything just the WORST?!

Oh wait! No it's not!

BECAUSE SHE'S NOT IN JAIL.

Now excuse us while we play her the world's smallest violin!

[Image via WENN.]

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26 comments to “Lindsay Lohan Furious About Rehab Sentence - Because Her Birthday Plans Are Now RUINED!”

  1. hi says – reply to this


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    AH!!!!! she looks like Carrie!!



  2. 2

    Boo fuckin' Hoo. Vapid piece of shit.

  3. wilbur46 says – reply to this


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    See there she goes again blamming someone else for her mis-fortune no lindsey YOU CAUSED THIS YOU STUPID FUCKING BITCH

  4. thebigboot says – reply to this


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    It's so nice to see your kinder, gentler, non-bullying side. Oh wait, what a load of crap. Still full of s**t.

  5. taylor says – reply to this


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    Hopefully she gets into a treatment center that can actually TREAT her… Send her to Hazelden in MN that will clean her up!

  6. Ames says – reply to this


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    Re: taylor – Rehab is not going to work for her because she is not doing it out of the sheer desire to get sober and clean up her life but because she wants to stay out of jail. I think that doing some jail time would have been better for her because then she would learn about consequences. I guarantee that the moment that she gets out of rehab she will be going on a six month bender back to the clubs and back to the drugs. I'm convince that this girl is a sociopath. She doesn't have any remorse about her actions and has not regard for anything or anyone other than herself and her desire to self destruct. I hope when she gets out she doesn't get behind the wheel and kill herself or worse yet an innocent victim.



  7. 7

    What's wrong, you diseased homo … don't like the truth posted on your site? You're a fuck-up of a human being who will turn out a male version of Lohan in that child you're taking every opportunity to pose with (like he's a fucking PET). I feel sorry for that kid you bought. So fuck off, ape face.



  8. 8

    Another totally fabricated story brought to you by the queen of fake.

  9. me says – reply to this


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    …and I'm furious at the LA "justice" system for refusing to punish her like the rest of us. WTF?



  10. 10

    god you are a asshole

  11. Dee Dee says – reply to this


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    There is no helping this young woman. She has been given chance after chance and nothing changes her. It is very sad but I don't think she will live very long.

  12. Tracey says – reply to this


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    Re: Pansy Hunter – wtf is wrong with you!!! GOD DOES NOT LIKE UGLY and your comments are completely disgusting and wrong in every sense!! I actually will or feel bad if you have or having any children… If you think he is so bad why stalk his site! the word homo, diseased or any word in the sense makes me so sick to my stomach. You are the one diseased talking or referring to anyone in such a poor disgusting way.. god bless



  13. 13

    What I don't understand is why she just didn't go to rehab right away, then. If she were in rehab now, she would be out in plenty of time for her birthday. She'll probably wait until the last minute like she always does, though. Probably for the best, anyway. Being out on her birthday would just give her an excuse to drink and partake in the other substances she apparently loves. I'm sick of hearing about her at this point. She ruined her life, her body, and her mind. There is no possible way she could ever make a comeback.



  14. 14

    Re: ickynicky – Because that is too sensible, no one has ever accused Lindsay of being sensible, at least that I can recall.

  15. @v@ says – reply to this


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    She'll likely liven things up on her big day in rehab, somehow. So little time, so many nurses arms to twist.

  16. bottleman2125 says – reply to this


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    It,Too bad her paerents can t go to rehab with her

  17. UGH!!! says – reply to this


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    At first I was ticked off she didn't get jail time, because I truly feel she absolutely deserves jail time. But, after thinking about it and reading about Bobby Brown getting 90 days, or something like that, but only had to serve 9 hours of jail time I realized that 90 days of rehab is much worse. At least she will have to go away for the entire time vs. in and out in the same day if she was given jail time instead of rehab. Sad the justice system is so screwed up or so screwed up for the rich and useless.

  18. Dia Zerva says – reply to this


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    OD for us on your birthday…pretty please with Oxy on top.

  19. mary says – reply to this


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    oh poor baby can't have fun on her birthday… she'll remember this one

  20. YOU NEED TO BACK OFF says – reply to this


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    Please perez, dont antaganize her. If you what happened at E you may discover that she is in a delusion where she thinks the internet MAKES her life. Shes a shithead a lot, i know. She is dangerous and crumbling from the loss of her fans and career. Dont push it or we could be looking at another snapper going off, and in your town. Back off if you are a humanatarian. Please. Shes sick. Shes lost it. Dont make money off it. Dont mock it. Ill drag ur ass on oprah.

  21. OH, AND ONE MORE THING says – reply to this


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    I have no problem with you reporting news, but there you have a picture of you and your new baby at the bottom of an article where you friviously and mean-spirititly glorify the horror that is the mental breakdown of a once precious, little, talented, pretty girl. Look, Mr. Hollywood, dina and michael werent alone in creating that mess. Dont canabilze your own, dont laugh and fill with glee at the crash and burn and horror OF YOUR OWN CREATION! your little baby is growing up in hollywood too. COMPASSION IS THE HOLY GRAIL.

  22. @v@ says – reply to this


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    She has plenty of time to be out, and long before her birthday. She'd have to go into rehab in the next little while rather than wait right up until the freaking end of her 45 days.
    Ya can't have both.

  23. Nome@home says – reply to this


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    Is there a "27 Club" for actors?
    Karma keeps trying to warn her to pull up. If she dosent listen, which she wont, I predict that this is the year everything will come to a dramatic end for little Miss Lohan.

  24. jupiter says – reply to this


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    I don't get you. one minute ur feeling bad for her, the next ur bashing her.

  25. ladydi says – reply to this


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    Boy, that girl has empty eyes.

  26. Ylatsirc says – reply to this


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    going to jail is better off for her
    She gets out three days later cause of the chaos