Make way! Make way! Sexy lady coming through!
...Perhaps she's performing at the closing ceremony of the soccer games?
That would definitely be one delicious treat!!!
Guess we'll have to wait until Sunday to find out!
[Image via AKM-GSI.]
Well, hold on! Let us re-phrase that…especially given yesterday's very disappointing news about her sobriety!
Lindsay Lohan isn't going to Brazil to JUST party!
As we've reported, the troubled starlet - who is too busy being concerned about not being able to get plastered on her 27th birthday while in rehab than taking a cold hard look in the mirror an reflecting on the decisions that landed her there in the first place - is holding off on her court-appointed 90-day lockdown sentence to film an appearance on Charlie Sheen's Anger Management before hopping on a plane to South America this week!
But apparently, this isn't just for vacation! It's a WORK obligation…one that will make her big bucks!
According to sources, LiLo will reportedly pull in a low six-figures to
drink and snort her face off make a few appearances in promotion of a clothing line!
And seeing as she's just got ANOTHER tax lien for 2011 thrown in her lap, we hope she's smart enough to funnel ALL OF THOSE dollah-dollah bills into paying back Uncle Sam!
If only just to keep her out of the courtroom for more than a month! LOLz!
[Image via WENN.]