It's a race to the finish line!
George Clooney may have to see another one of his
many exes get married before he does.
We can't wait!
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Well, hold on! Let us re-phrase that…especially given yesterday's very disappointing news about her sobriety!
Lindsay Lohan isn't going to Brazil to JUST party!
As we've reported, the troubled starlet - who is too busy being concerned about not being able to get plastered on her 27th birthday while in rehab than taking a cold hard look in the mirror an reflecting on the decisions that landed her there in the first place - is holding off on her court-appointed 90-day lockdown sentence to film an appearance on Charlie Sheen's Anger Management before hopping on a plane to South America this week!
But apparently, this isn't just for vacation! It's a WORK obligation…one that will make her big bucks!
According to sources, LiLo will reportedly pull in a low six-figures to
drink and snort her face off make a few appearances in promotion of a clothing line!
And seeing as she's just got ANOTHER tax lien for 2011 thrown in her lap, we hope she's smart enough to funnel ALL OF THOSE dollah-dollah bills into paying back Uncle Sam!
If only just to keep her out of the courtroom for more than a month! LOLz!
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