Sex, escorting, drugs, stripping, YouTube drama, CELEBRITIES and so much more!
Trisha Paytas and I chatted for nearly an hour! She's such a hot mess and she owns it!
She's also utterly compelling! You must WATCH!
Okay, you're going to have to give us a minute here to collect ourselves, folks.
Deep breaths, deep breaths…
We're SORRY! We simply CANNOT calm down.
Because this is hands down, the most HIGHlarious and equal-parts SEKSI version of the Harlem Shake that we have EVER seen!
Don't believe us?!
Watch it in all of its GLORY (above)!
We promise, you will never look at Spider-Man, Bobba Fett, the Easter Bunny, or Captain America the same way again. LIKE EVER.
Nor Nick Carter! DAMN, is that boy's body SICK or what?!
P.S. Don't think we didn't IMMEDIATELY recognize the synchronized dance routine from the Everybody music video!