It's official! After fans have asked the right f*cking questions for months about who would star in the next season of True Detective, we finally have our answer!
Holy jalapeños, this is the
craziest ear-riest story we've heard all day!
In fact, the 30 Seconds to Mars frontman recently divulged some seriously disturbing deets to a British radio station about the most intense package he ever received!
And, no, he hasn't received our package, LOLz!!
"Someone cut their ear off once and sent it to me, that was very strange. A whole ear. The Van Gogh move. The note just said, 'Are you listening?' I never knew who it was, who's missing their ear out there. I poked a hole in it and wore it as a necklace… Just don't put your entire body in a case and send it to us."
Eww eww eww!!! We assume he's making that last part up, but…. EWW!
Look, we loved Jordan Catalano, too, but slicing off your own ear and mailing it to a man is rarely how healthy relationships begin!!
[Image via WENN.]