If you aren't watching this hot new trailer, you're basically being masochistic!
The 50 Shades of Grey trailer just went up online, and it went up HARD!
So find your own personal Red Room of Pain, and ch-ch-check out this new trailer (above)!!!
Oooh, how we love a bare naked, glistening wet, chiseled body!
And Patrick Schwarzenegger gave us all that and more!
The college hottie celebrated his first college spring break just right as he took off to Cabo San Lucas, Mexico and then Miami for some beach time partying.
And boy are we happy he did because that bod just shouldn’t remain covered up in college logo sweaters.
Seriously, he could almost give our number one boyfriend, Zac Efron, a run for his money!
Who are we kidding?! NEVER!!
And we don't mind the extra eye candy!
[Image via WENN.]