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How To Calm A Crying Baby - By Perez Hilton!

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89 comments to “How To Calm A Crying Baby - By Perez Hilton!”

  1. J says – reply to this


    Great parenting skills! You should not have a child if that is how you treat him. How would you like it if when you cried someone screamed at you. Really!

  2. 2

    That was a terrible and frightening way to quiet your baby. I have a 3 week old and I can't imagine scaring the shit out of him in order to soothe him.

  3. Evie says – reply to this


    As a mother of three and with one on the way I have to say that this is the dumbest shit I have ever seen. You scared the crap out of your own child, maybe you should have taken some classes or gotten another dog you idiot.

  4. biggal says – reply to this


    Have you lost your mind you are an idiot. Did you not see how scared he got. I was happy you had a son but I now realize you certainly aren't capable of watching him !!!!!!!!!!!

  5. 5

    Dude, that was a little cray cray…just sayin…wow!

  6. Momto4 says – reply to this


    How is this funny? You obviously scared him, can't you see that? How about instead of mocking his cries, you pick him up and soothe him?

  7. Momto4 says – reply to this


    Re: miamylove – My thoughts exactly!!

  8. Jimmy says – reply to this


    I just died! Too funny haha!

  9. sheri says – reply to this


    Not funny at all.

  10. 10

    That was disturbing…

  11. 11

    Babies have reasons for crying: Hunger, Pain, Boredom, Tired/Sleepy.
    You should learn the different crying sounds and respond appropriately.
    That could have been a hunger cry.
    You don't want to scare a baby.

  12. Katie Talbott says – reply to this


    That is so irresponsible. Maybe stop with all the videos and pics on your public website too.

  13. questioningperez says – reply to this


    Why do u say our son. Your single. Last time I checked unles a your mom is your partner? Weird. Also is he even yours really? Did u use ur sperm?

  14. il says – reply to this


    perez what the hell is wrong with you? ugh poor kid.

  15. Cocolita says – reply to this


    I don't have children of my own but I have worked with them my whole life…screw these other people that was hilarious.

  16. c says – reply to this


    Who the hell screams back at a new baby? You are totally missing some serious parenting instincts.

  17. 17

    Good job Perezy, A mom would cradle her baby and perhaps nurse her baby to calm him down. Screaming at a newborn baby, is in itself, infantile. So this is your idea of how to raise a baby? Maybe you should hire a woman to show you how it really works

  18. Jen says – reply to this


    Wow that makes me sad. Poor baby just needed something and gets the shit scared out of him instead. I dont even treat my 3 year old like that.

  19. Told you so says – reply to this


    Like I said, who the fugg thought it was ok to give this bit*h a baby?
    So out of line. Jeezus, it frickin scared me. Cps are you seeing this bullcrap????

  20. eva says – reply to this


    You are an idiot. Wow 35 years old and you act like a kid. I feel sorry for you and your kid and for sure your mother is a completely useless. I would never do something like that to my baby.

  21. Melissa says – reply to this


    This breaks my heart.

    He is frightened. I can see how you may think this is amusing/he is making a cute face but remember how fresh into the world he is.

    Please stop.

  22. Briideofchuckii says – reply to this


    Re: JenRe: Jen
    Riiiight?? My gawd!

  23. Alex says – reply to this


    Fuck what all these people are saying, that was funny. People act as if its gonna psychologically scar him. STFU you judgmental pricks

  24. Are you serious? says – reply to this


    Re: Alex
    Notice how only the guys think its ok. I'm soooooooo disturbed right now.

  25. Ruby25 says – reply to this


    This makes me sad. I feel sick to my stomach.

  26. liza says – reply to this


    Perez, I understand your humor!!!! I do this too!!! Your baby's expression is priceless!!

  27. Baby says – reply to this


    Whores. These vids/baby pictures are being posted for comments bc all of the other news stories have next to none.

  28. 28

    Honestly Perez, love you honey and how much you have grown as a person. BUT, I have given birth and raised two children. As you will see from the many comments posted below, this is NOT in ANY WAY SHAPE OR FORM a way to calm a crying 3 or 4 week old baby. NOT AT ALL.

    Babies cry for many reasons - please do some research! Most importantly, if you continue to do this behavior your baby will learn the absolute wrong message from you and may damage him. The first few years are the most important in his life! Remember Perez, it is up to US to screw our kid up. If I was the woman who gave this baby away to your what I hope would be your loving arms, I would be absolutely mortified. Just keeping it real, sorry.

  29. 29

    I think the baby was much more surprised than frightened. The yell was a bit overzealous, but it was simply a distraction, and not done in an angry tone. No harm done. Children learn by imitation, especially noises, but a less startling sound would've been more appropriate.

  30. 30

    Re: questioningperez – How does being single relate to being a Father? While I don't agree with this 1 video, it is only a moment of how he's parenting. And I certainly would Never question his paternity because of his marital status!

  31. 31

    Re: Evie – As a mother of two, I AGREE! Oh. My. God. I'm mortified!

  32. RoxieC says – reply to this


    AWFUL! I have always seen our side of hints.. But this is wrong! As a parent, you are the only comfort & safety to these precious beings.. Makes me sad that you are behaving this way.. Very disappointing.

  33. RoxieC says – reply to this


    Re: RoxieC – *Seen your side of things*

  34. Mine says – reply to this


    Just remember that this is a human being. He needs quiet time and nursing now not to be displayed like some toy ! Im sorry but I have to say that I feel for you newborn - just love him and respect him. Enjoy this precious time with him. It´s not for everybody to see.

  35. @v@ says – reply to this


    Substitution always worked for me. I don't think you have to top his crying, lol. A more muted response like whistling bird whistles and different percussion sounds worked for me.A little bell ringing; a pocket harmonica blow, turning on a radio to a tune, a little honkahonka squeeze bike horn, toy xylophones, a ticking alarm clock etc… always surprised and silenced; and better yet, generated sincere interest. Plus the child grows into playing with all of them himself.

  36. @v@ says – reply to this


    Sometimes they just want to be picked up and comforted. They cry to communicate. A side benefit is lung strengthening. A good cry expands and contracts good lungs. It's up to the parent what his limits are as to what he can take. A pain or trouble cry sounds completely different, and should be tended to right away.

  37. LEAVEHIMALONE says – reply to this


    K GUYS, ive done this to children before. Its not a bad thing. Kids grow up laughing at it. Its not a big deal, if you think so, then leave it to yourself. this is HIS website. if you dont like something he posts then dont watch the video/read the article.

  38. zooey925 says – reply to this


    I am very happy for you . . . but this was very upsetting to watch. Your child was clearly scared and it hurts my hurt to see a little baby scared. Clearly, you love your baby but this is upsetting.

    I would ask you to consider how much you are posting and sharing about your beautiful little baby. I know you are very proud (and should be) but it just makes me very uncomfortable. Your child is entitled to a write to privacy, just because you can post whatever you like, doesn't mean you should.

  39. Evie says – reply to this


    Re: Alex – You are obviously not a parent or if you are then not a very good one.

  40. ashley says – reply to this


    I am appalled that you actually posted this. That is just cruel.

  41. 41

    Sorry but that was loud and obnoxious. There are other more appropriate ways of calming a newborn. Screaming in it's face is not one of them. I understand it was not meant to harm the child but seriously, a crying infant needs nurturing, cuddling and a soft voice to calm him, not some moron "daddy/mommy" screaming in his face.

  42. 42

    R e: liza – Humor, really? I didn't find this funny at all. The baby looked startled. If it's that humorous, why is it disturbing to everyone but you and Perez?

  43. 43

    Wow I wonder if they can revolve adoptions?

  44. LookatYou says – reply to this


    the baby is probably crying because his vision is focusing and he's seeing who his so called parent is. So you take it to the next level and scare the hell out of him. Just add "baby scaring" to your long list of faults. All your are doing is building a case for CPS to take the baby away.

  45. 45

    LMAO. You scared the crap out of him. lol.

  46. Mike says – reply to this


    Re: Evie – But he can't pimp a dog this much!

  47. eMom says – reply to this


    Perez, I love, luv, LOVE you; however, that was no bueno. That was a hungry cry. :( I'm not saying you'll screw him up forever. I am saying it's obvious you have more parental maturing on your horizon. Still love you and look forward to watching you grow as a parent.

  48. Cmc says – reply to this


    This is horrible especially for a baby that is so young. You know nothing about babies. completely innapropriate.

  49. someonewhogivesadam says – reply to this


    Abuse or maltreatment of a child is against the law - I hope that someone nearby is keeping an eye open for the well being of this precious child - I feel sick just watching it - I'm sorry I did watch it…I thought it was going to be something else….

  50. caseygirl says – reply to this


    This kid's life is going to be a bad experience that will never end

  51. loveforart says – reply to this


    I want to just run in there and rescue to wee thing

  52. share says – reply to this


    LOL! I'm sorry, that was HILarious!! Finding humor in parenting is awsm!

  53. 53

    Oh Good God, you posted this and are amused ??? you scared that poor baby. This is not acceptable and is close to being abusive. Poor little guy.

  54. CPS says – reply to this


    I just want you to know that I have submitted the link to this page to CPS. I hope they take that sweet child away from you. You are obviously unfit to raise a child.

  55. prezhater says – reply to this


    you are a terrible person.

  56. Patsy says – reply to this


    You have a very loud laugh but it calmed the baby down :)

  57. JHC says – reply to this


    That was obviously a hunger cry and you're an IDIOT for screaming at him! You are a horrible person and an even worse parent. Grow the hell up.

  58. 58

    OH PLEASE! Do you people have YouTube? You 'perfect' parents/people need to chill out. Half of you scare your kids with the damn vaccum cleaner. He loves his little boy. Raise your hand if you've never scared a small child without intenting to hurt them. Keep quiet!

  59. jesi says – reply to this


    Get a grip, people. It's just a 10 second blip in the baby's life. A 10 second blip of goofing around. You can't judge someone's parenting from a few brief seconds. Idiots. You're all hypocrites and you know it. Crack heads.

  60. 60

    I was shocked; the poor little guy. Remember he is totally helpless and dependent on you and he's way too young to understand teasing.

  61. grimmwerks says – reply to this


    Um .. yeah have to agree; not the way to 'calm' a baby at all - that's just scaring him into shock. Babies cry for a reason and it's always best to soothe rather than frighten.

    I also hope you didn't circumcise him - no need.

  62. @v@ says – reply to this


    Babies startle easily. Too much too early and they become nervous types.
    Shhhhhh. Sooooothe. Interest them. Mix it up. Use your brain.
    They get loud soon enough, hehe.

  63. Lori L says – reply to this


    You people are nuts. He didn't scream at the kid. He just repeated the babies sound back. If he really scared the baby, it would have continued to cry. All parents have done the same thing at least once. If they say the haven't, either they are lying or someone else is caring for their kid instead of them. It's nuts all the stuff parents shouldn't do now ..don't spank your child, don't take pictures of them in the bathtub, don't let them watch cartoons …people should mind their own business

  64. Mrs_Bathscum says – reply to this


    I'm pro gay marriage, equal rights and all that jazz so don't play the, it's because i'm a gay dad card because that's irrelevant to me, you were seriously far too loud and just scared the crap out of him and more worryingly you were totally oblivious. when they get older it gets ok to do mock cries when they can find it funny but all you did was startle your child. Really weird.. think it's gonna take a bit more time to bond before you get it.

  65. JayJay says – reply to this


    Oh come on guys calm down and stop playing baby-superhero ;) We all can se how much Perez loves and appreciates this little person and how much he cares ! Just because of ONE funny video, where he is not even screaming, no he is only copying the voice of the baby, eveybody turns crazy. Keep your head, the baby is fine, if he wasn't he'd continue crying, right;) ? Alright and now get on with your lives and mind your own business!

  66. ... says – reply to this



  67. 67

    You're going to take this the wrong way but this is why EVERY BABY NEEDS A MOTHER. That borders on cruel and the fact that you laugh shows how very out of touch you are.

  68. kmb says – reply to this


    most of you are just bitching for something to bitch about… It was funny Perez, fuck em'! I read the comments first and then watched the video and thought he was screaming at him at the top of his lungs for a long time. It was a matter of a few seconds you whiney fucks and it wasnt that loud.

  69. ohmy says – reply to this


    I wish someone with Child Protection would see this video. That poor baby was clearly traumatized…you are a moron!

  70. Sherae says – reply to this


    For you guys to be be "parents" and so informed, you sure seem to be uptight. Yes he scared the crap out of him but you, as "parents", should also be aware that babies sometimes just fuss because they want to. If his son was seriously in need of something, I highly DOUBT he would scream at him to make him shut up. He was just having some fun with his baby. Perez Jr. won't be emotionally scared, he's not deaf, and he didn't miss out on anything. And I highly DOUBT any of you are as good of parents as you're portraying yourselves on here. And this is coming from a mother of four. Pull the sticks out of your butts. That baby is fine.

  71. 71

    lol …do people not have a sence of humor anymore?? yes babies usually cry for a reason but sometimes even after you have tended to ALL their needs they still cry. This lil guy just looked pissed off lol..You guys want to get mad at somethign how about that lady that left her infant in the car with a note saying something lik emy mom went shopping if I look like I need soemthing call her…..are you serious??? and you people want to get upset with him cause he cried back at the baby…smh

  72. 72

    Re: … – Breastfed??? what the fuck does being a good parent have to do with breastfeeding?? I am the mother of a healthy thriving 15 yr old and he was never breastfed. So please leave that part out of it. Some mothers cant breastfeed , do to health issues and by you throwing that in there it can hurt feelings and possably make a mother feel as though she didnt do her job. This was the case for me, I have epilepsy and my medication would harm the baby if i had breastfed so i was left with formula. So please think before you speak

  73. NYCMILIMIL says – reply to this


    JESUS!!! if thats the way your calming your baby get ready for your child to run away frome you scared $****** christ I recommend you start using your brain and bring it down some notches………….what a shame!!!!

  74. 74

    Love Perez a ton, but here's the reality - the child is learning that if he makes a cry for help (which is what ALL baby's cries are about), it will be answered with something disturbing. You can't do this!!!!! I know it seems like a good solution to a very temporary problem (of being annoyed by a baby's cry), but the baby cries for a reason, not to just get on your nerves. Please don't do this… a child learns QUICKLY how not to act with their caregiver, and then they feel alone and abandoned when they need help. Not good.

  75. Taytaycat says – reply to this


    Everyone no need to freak ya it was kinda cray cray but if they want there kid to be mess't
    up then its there choice

  76. Elaine says – reply to this


    I absolutely love this. i lol'd and then i teared up. i did this with my son when he was a baby. hell i still do. mt son loves me to death as i love him, no matter how much i mock him. he copies me now, lol. love your kids, have fun with them. this is just gonna show them to have fun, most parents would flip the f*** out if their baby cried… amatuers. Love ya Perez, and you're doing a great job!

  77. Jessyca says – reply to this


    Idk why everyone thinks it was disturbing. He wasn't hurtin his baby people. It was HILARIOUS! Once you have kids, you'll understand. Love you Perez! And Perez Jr is a Cutie patootie!!!

  78. Ms. Lynn says – reply to this


    This must be how you were treated by your parade of Nanny's . This explains why you have turned out to be useless scum of the earth! It is not to late for this poor little guy . Please someone save him from this sicko!!

  79. j says – reply to this


    omg perez, this had me cracking up. You scared the lil guy! I know your intentions were right though, but we all learn as we go. Don't listen to all the people bashing you. People aren't just experts from day 1

  80. f says – reply to this


    This video just lost you a viewer. That was exactly the WRONG way to soothe a baby.

  81. drizzy says – reply to this


    well… he did stop crying. lol

  82. karlye says – reply to this


    you are such a fucking idiot, can't wait till CPS gets a hold of this video

  83. lilly B says – reply to this


    if you think this is funny or right, you should not be a father.

  84. j says – reply to this


    omg people, relax. He just distracted the baby from his crying by making a loud noise. He's just a little surprised, not scared. If the noise had actually scared him, he would have cried even louder. If he's hungry he'll just keep right on crying afterwards, and Perez will feed him.

  85. Realist says – reply to this


    It just suddenly occurred to me why some people are made to be gay. It's clearly natures way of stopping them becoming parents. They obviously have no maternal feelings because no way any normal moms or dads would even think of doing this. Yes he didn't hit him or anything but it does show he doesn't have the proper feelings for that child. If I even saw someone doing that to my 4 week old I would kill them but it would never enter most parents minds to do something like that to their own child unless there sick in the head that is.

  86. alina says – reply to this


    poor baby… why do you keep him without his clothes on??? infants have a very thin skin and loose their temperature easily. this is not a toy, not even a preschool kid you can joke around with. I feel sorry for him that he cannot be breastfed and feel secure. Instead he is carried around parties with camera flash in his eyes. he is crying for a mommy, this is heartbreaking :( ((

  87. fiona says – reply to this


    The poor baba…being used for a photo opp…they do grow up, you know…then it's not about publicity. You've got a job ahead of you, Mario, Sr.
    I hope you raise him with gentleness, humility & tolerance. I don't know if you're capable of all that.
    That video was truly disturbing…You are not that young to believe it was ok.
    That poor child looks to you for comfort, not jeering.

  88. New parent says – reply to this


    I have a 9 month old. This is very disturbing and you might have the wrong idea about babies. They don't understand sarcasm, are not to be made fun of or treated like party favors. That baby was asking you for something and you yelled back to amuse yourself? That poor child. Its your job to be responsive, caring and sensitive. Thats what you signed up for. Next time pick up that baby!

  89. Aky says – reply to this


    please i beg you don't do this to calm the baby down again, please for the love of God please its not fun and not funny i feel like crying right not :(