That, Perezcious readers, is how we ended up in possession of this penis pic (above)!
[Image via Usher/Snapchat.]
Let's appreciate this precious limited time while we have it!!
The only thing we'll have are our memories of him whispering "Hey girl" (or guy whatever) in our ears as we slowly drift off to sleep next to his hard chiseled abs. Or maybe those were our fantasies! Ha, whichevs, it's all the same!
His adorable giggle:
It gets us every time:
That INCREDIBLE body of his:
No, Ryan, you weren't bothering us at all.
How sensitive he is to our feelings!!
How hot he looks in glasses:
With a beard:
And even with this haircut:
We admire a man who can openly confess his love for Disneyland:
Take us with youuuuu, Ryan!!!!!
And how much he loves his dog, George. And apples:
Or how he promises to never lie to us:
Even Judgmental Ryan is still hawt as hale:
He's really persuasive with his compliments too:
And the answer is YES. ALWAYS YES.
Oh, and did we mention he gives away free cookies too? Cuz, yeah he does that:
And, now we just miss him more and more, which means we only have one thing left to say to Ryan: