Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
…and it wasn't the five star buffet that impressed her.
Actually, Vanessa was totally smitten with THE TOILET.
Yup! The toilet. So much so that she took a picture with it!
Who would've thought??!
Now we're brainstorming ways to become members JUST so we can use that glorious throne! LOLz.
Ch-ch-check out Vanessa talk about her happiest place on earth (above)!!!