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Nothing says true love like signing a CONFIDENTIALITY AGREEMENT!
At least it does when you're Britney Spears!
The pop sensation has definitely moved quickly right along from her split with ex-fiance Jason Trawick, as she's been spotted spending a serious amount of time with David Lucado, who joined her during her tour of Las Vegas last weekend!
But what does it take to earn the trust - and HEART - of a musical icon, her team of handlers, and her father Jamie Spears?!
Background checks, and a contract of nondisclosure!
“Jamie has known David (Lucado) for awhile, and always thought he was a thoughtful, and an all-around good guy. Britney needed someone to keep her company after she and Jason (Trawick) broke up. It had to be a male, because Britney just doesn’t respond as well to females. And remember, she is still under a conservatorship. Before David started spending time with Brit, he had to undergo a background check, and sign a confidentiality agreement, all arranged by Papa Spears. Jamie makes sure if things go south between Jamie and Britney, details about her life wouldn’t be made public. David had absolutely no problem with it, and completely understood why it was being done. David is very protective of Britney, and isn’t dating her for fame. He is very, very patient with her as Britney can be prone to drastic mood swings. He has become a very calming influence in her life.”
Aww! Well, this is EXACTLY what we like to hear!
Brit Brit deserves to be around a guy who is happy being with her for her, not because of her incredible success and financial security!
And it's so refreshing to hear that he's already having such a positive impact on her happiness!
We sincerely hope that their relationship will only continue to grow and deepen from here on out!
All the best, you two!
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