There's no way we could be this lucky... right?!
[Image via Instagram.]
Justin Bieber will not be slandered!
Especially when it comes to his bodily fluids!
And those fluids have been at the center of some major dramz with his neighbor after he was accused of spitting on a man who came by his home to complain about his cray cray driving in the ‘hood.
But the Biebs is pleading innocent in the case of the loogie as a source revealed:
“Yes, they had an interaction, but the neighbor came on to Justin's property without permission. He was trespassing. There was definitely no spitting.”
We almost have to believe this because if Justin HAD spit, wouldn’t the neighbor have conspired with his supposed dollar-sign seein' friend and bottled that stuff up for major buckos on eBay?!
Seriously, we’re sure some teen girl would max out her parent’s credit card for that shizz!
[Image via Rui M Leal/WENN.]