Good for you, Chels!
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[Image via Chelsea Handler/Twitter]
Biebsy's disgruntled Calabasas neighbor alleges that the Believe singer ASSAULTED him with his bodily fluids…
And the L.A. County DA apparently takes spitting crimes SUPER seriously because they are just plain GROSS and spitting is obviously a huge health hazard.
In fact, once the police are finished investigating Bieber's loogie-hacking incident, they'll most likely refer it over to the DA, who could potentially PROSECUTE Biebs for his frothy-mouthed attack!
That's a big IF, however, because we've also heard that the neighbor in question has been trying to set up the singer in the hopes of making money selling JB's pics/information to the press, so authorities may find that Da Beebz is
completely semi innocent.
And even if he's not, jail would be a stretch… but it could go on his permanent record!
And that's just kinda embarrassing.
Although it did work for Jack Dawson, LOLz!
Ch-ch-check out some recent snaps from JB's Believe tour (below)!