Oh Fox News, you took the bait, didn't you??
Jim Carrey dropped a hottttt new track the other day, which we covered for you — it was a song about gun control, done in a Hee Haw parody! Honestly, it was harmless while getting Jim's personal views across.
Fox News on the other hand took it as a personal slight and has been losing their shizz over it the past few days, regardless of literally all other stories being way more important news! Isn't there something going on in the Supreme Court right now or something…? LOLz!
"Since I released my "Cold Dead Hand" video on Funny or Die this week, I have watched Fux News rant, rave, bare its fangs and viciously slander me because of my stand against large magazines and assault rifles. I would take them to task legally if I felt they were worth my time or that anyone with a brain in their head could actually fall for such irresponsible buffoonery. That would gain them far too much attention which is all they really care about.
I'll just say this: in my opinion Fux News is a last resort for kinda-sorta-almost-journalists whose options have been severely limited by their extreme and intolerant views; a media colostomy bag that has begun to burst at the seams and should be emptied before it becomes a public health issue.
I sincerely believe that in time, good people will lose patience with the petty and poisonous behavior of these bullies and Fux News will be remembered as nothing more than a giant culture fart that no amount of Garlique could cure.
I wish them all the luck that accompanies such malevolence."
Did someone leave toast in the toaster because something smells like it just got BURNED!
We're anxiously awaiting the one day that everyone over at Fox News can't keep a straight face anymore and just busts out laughing at how many people they've tricked by trolling the nation. It'll be a weird kind of relief, and though many will be shocked and horrified: we'll all get through it!
Ha! You can watch Jim's inflammatory spoof video (above)!