We doubt Michelle Pugh is smiling now!
"Anyone looking for cheap chunky LOW-lights a blow out and a blowjob call …"
And then she actually included a phone number!
Ch-ch-check out the post (below)!
[Image via Brian To/WENN.]
And even though the soon-to-be-confined starlet was spotted sprawled under a table at a Brazilian nightclub (above), we're sure it's just because she needed a little snooze from the strenuous work (sup with those bruises, girl?!).
PLUS, she had to SMILE and seem engaging for a whole 45 minutes while promoting the John John clothing line in Sao Paulo. Tiring stuff! LOLz!
Obviously, we JOKE, because Lindsay looks BLACKOUT drunk in this Twitter pic that was captured by one savvy club-goer. It even seems like she might have had her lady parts on full display for anyone else on the floor! Check your goodies, Lilo!
According to sources, Lindsay REFUSED to take pictures with anyone at the club, and decided to hide under tables instead.
And all this from a girl who remains adamant about NOT having a drinking problem.
We're still hopeful for her shiny Anger Management episode, though!
[Image via Twitter.]