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Lindsay Lohan On-The-Floor WASTED In Brazil?! See Pic HERE!

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Lindsay Lohan does NOT have a drinking problem, you guys!

And even though the soon-to-be-confined starlet was spotted sprawled under a table at a Brazilian nightclub (above), we're sure it's just because she needed a little snooze from the strenuous work (sup with those bruises, girl?!).

PLUS, she had to SMILE and seem engaging for a whole 45 minutes while promoting the John John clothing line in Sao Paulo. Tiring stuff! LOLz!

Obviously, we JOKE, because Lindsay looks BLACKOUT drunk in this Twitter pic that was captured by one savvy club-goer. It even seems like she might have had her lady parts on full display for anyone else on the floor! Check your goodies, Lilo!

According to sources, Lindsay REFUSED to take pictures with anyone at the club, and decided to hide under tables instead.

And all this from a girl who remains adamant about NOT having a drinking problem.

Riiiiiiight.

We're still hopeful for her shiny Anger Management episode, though!

[Image via Twitter.]

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31 comments to “Lindsay Lohan On-The-Floor WASTED In Brazil?! See Pic HERE!”

  1. Lindsanity! says – reply to this


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    I love how she continues to be the poster girl for the mockery of the judicial system in California. Seeing as she continues to go to places that use alcohol when she was forbidden not to, is this not a direct violation of the judges orders? In the real world, her ass would be hauled off to jail. I am so sick of her entitlement!



  2. 2

    why does this even make headlines anymore it's so typical

  3. Be-Atch says – reply to this


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    LOL ! …and the downward spiral continues…..with the great blow they have in Brazil, this one will be flying, and falling, her entire time there…..wow. She is getting more pathetic by the minute. I can almost make out bits of ole firecrotch's crotch !

  4. says who says – reply to this


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    While I do think she has an alcohol problem I also think she is under a humonngous amount of pressure now. You gotta figure she is making promises to all those guys who have financed her through this hoopla and the idea of jailtime cannot be far from her mind either.

  5. Be-Atch says – reply to this


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    I saw London, I saw France, I see HoHan's stink'n smelly rancid cooter ……….

  6. Be-Atch says – reply to this


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    She used to see more ceilings than MichaelAngelo…now, she is seeing more under-tables than….ummm, err….what would see more undertables ? Anyone ? Dust bunnies, perhaps ?

  7. Be-Atch says – reply to this


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    Now Ole HoHan nees is a guy on top of her, and he night wil be complete !



  8. 8

    Where does she find the money to finance these trips? She has more debts than assets….this girl needs to be in jail!

  9. bo says – reply to this


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    There's no "lolz" about this. Clearly she's sick and needs help like NOW!!
    Perez,turn your lol'z on yourself. She doesn't needmade fun of at this point. She's diseased, it's bigger than "choice".

  10. DanseKommander says – reply to this


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    Re: Be-Atch

    Actually, the coke sucks in brazil, unfortunately…



  11. 11

    😈The Passion of the Lohan😇



  12. 12

    This one is too easy. The lawyer gravy train should end and she should spend a year in jail. For her own good. It keeps her out of the public eye, lets her sober up, find a new girlfriend and get a shit load of money on interviews when she gets out. Why is it that the African American rap stars get to stay in jail while this train wreck just keeps on going and going. I hope that she gets busted in Nevada for something. The trials are fast and they aren't afraid of keep celebrities in prison.

  13. LL says – reply to this


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    Re: Katiekeane – totally agree. especially with your point about rappers.. #whiteprivilege



  14. 14

    Re: Lindsanity! – She is allowed to drink alcohol, whether or not she should is another question. Alcohol is legal. She is no longer under house arrest and subjected to drug testing.

  15. BobbieFisher2 says – reply to this


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    I want to have this photo's crack babies, I love it so much! I just wish Lohan would stay under that table crying like the big crack baby criminal she is FOREVER! Please keep her Brazil. I hope she "loses" her passport again and never comes back to the United States. America is sick to death of this POS's f*ckery!



  16. 16

    Just another typical day in Liehan land.

  17. Be-Atch says – reply to this


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    Is that PLACENTA under her TWAT ? ? ? !

  18. Be-Atch says – reply to this


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    DOES SHE H AVE S IZE 14 FE ET ? ? ? hOLY cRAP ARE HER SH OES BIG ! tHEY LOOK LIKE THEY BELONG TO bIGfOOT !



  19. 19

    Debunked by - who else? - Gossip Cop :

    "Oh, Perez.

    When will the blogger learn that grabbing a photo and describing what he thinks is going on in the image does not equal journalism?

    Granted, it does look odd, but Gossip Cop checked with a Lohan insider, who tells us the star was “not drinking” at the club, explaining, “Her arrival caused a bit of chaos and she went to the DJ table for safety after she was dangerously swarmed by the guests at the club.”

  20. Be-Atch says – reply to this


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    But ya gotta admit…..in her case, it IS highly likely that, once again, she is HIGH ! Skank has a history, ya know …………………………………………………………

  21. mari says – reply to this


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    she WASN'T DRUNK! I was there the whole time and I saw everything.
    She didn't drink anything, even water.
    She was under the table because she did not want to be photographed.

    She got at the party and went straight to the dj cabin and then under the table. LOL



  22. 22

    Re: overthere – you really are a gullible fool.



  23. 23

    Re: overthere – Stop coming to this site! Debunking stories, you have incredible value! LOL



  24. 24

    Re: Snow Glow – You are correct. She is legally just a mess, but she wont be able to keep it up for much longer before her health hits the floor.



  25. 25

    Re: overthere – I understand that on occasion things arent always what they seem to be, but you seem to think nothing is ever as it appears. well, she appears drunk and on the floor. No kidding that someone from her side would try to portray as anything other than that!



  26. 26

    And in that tired old hand up to the forehead pose; life must be tuff under a bar room table.

  27. jdelaney says – reply to this


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    Re: overthere – It's really quite simple…the insider was lying.

  28. jdelaney says – reply to this


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    Re: mari – Save your lies for the mirror.



  29. 29

    i dont know why the judge didnt say she couldnt drink till rehab wouldnt that have made sense…

  30. Joe Trip says – reply to this


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    She gets around:
    "Lindsay Lohan Found Hiding in Katy Perry's Nipple"

  31. andrewxxx says – reply to this


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    i don't know why everyone thinks she has a problem, it's all just fabricated. all lies…..

    …haha just kidding she's fucked beyond repair.