It's official! After fans have asked the right f*cking questions for months about who would star in the next season of True Detective, we finally have our answer!
It seems that in her featured episode, Lilo is pretending to promote a type of gum called "#1 Happy Whiskey Chew," but something goes awry during the promo shoot and SHOCKS both her and The Sheen!
We wonder what's got them so spooked??
Queen Beryl the cops have shown up to drag Lilo off to the Negaverse lockdown rehab jail!
[Image via AKM-GSI.]