We doubt Michelle Pugh is smiling now!
"Anyone looking for cheap chunky LOW-lights a blow out and a blowjob call …"
And then she actually included a phone number!
Ch-ch-check out the post (below)!
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Gwyneth Paltrow doesn't want ANYONE in her family to get what they want!
She has almost ENTIRELY banned her children from eating gluten or carbohydrates, and now, she won't even let her husband Chris Martin buy his band a HOUSE!
According to sources, the Coldplay frontman recently went into escrow on a 6,000 square-foot, six-bedroom property in Brentwood, California, for a little below $4 million, with the idea being that he and his bandmates could live there and record new music! Apparently, the band even swung by and performed a mini-concert together to make sure the acoustics were what they were looking for!
And they WERE…until someone's very GOOP-tastic wife got herself involved, decided that the inspection report on the house was not up to par, and demanded that her husband CANCEL the deal!
So apparently, Gwyneth isn't ONLY an expert in child-rearing, nutrition, and spiritual wellness, she ALSO is a skilled ANALYST of property inspection reports!
But hey! Maybe she did actually save him some costly complications that could arise in the future!
Or MAYBE she's just quickly becoming a serious 'Yoko Factor' for Coldplay!
Only time will tell!
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